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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2018, 08:24:48 AM »

BrickHouse maduro and Coffee now.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2018, 08:37:54 AM »

Oliva O maduro and coffee.
taking my neighbor to work.
Oh, is it take your neighbor to work day? I thought those always fell on Thursdays.

Good morning, Dave and Dean.
the lady's daughter. the one who's  deadbeat boyfriend stole her car and totalled it.
You teach her to drive stick on the way there?
Christ, she's just a baby.
Isn't she in her mid-30s? She's not a baby, you're just old. Besides, we don't buy that nonsense. We all know you're giving her the side eye when she's not looking.
she looks mighty tempting naked in the hot tub. not a modest bone in her body. nothing like her mother.
Ok, then don't tell me she's just a baby. Just be honest and tell me you don't want to have sex with her because you wouldn't know what to do with some one who isn't wrinkly.
hmmmm, there's a thought.
Dang it, you had me along for the ride then had to say "wrinkly".  Now I have to start all over again.
just picture a fine little 35 year old as naked as the day she was born not a hair below her neck, laying back in the hot tub just enjoying the moment.
Alright, he's back in.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2018, 09:01:43 AM »

Oliva O maduro and coffee.
taking my neighbor to work.
Oh, is it take your neighbor to work day? I thought those always fell on Thursdays.

Good morning, Dave and Dean.
the lady's daughter. the one who's  deadbeat boyfriend stole her car and totalled it.
You teach her to drive stick on the way there?
Christ, she's just a baby.
Isn't she in her mid-30s? She's not a baby, you're just old. Besides, we don't buy that nonsense. We all know you're giving her the side eye when she's not looking.
she looks mighty tempting naked in the hot tub. not a modest bone in her body. nothing like her mother.
Ok, then don't tell me she's just a baby. Just be honest and tell me you don't want to have sex with her because you wouldn't know what to do with some one who isn't wrinkly.
hmmmm, there's a thought.
Dang it, you had me along for the ride then had to say "wrinkly".  Now I have to start all over again.
just picture a fine little 35 year old as naked as the day she was born not a hair below her neck, laying back in the hot tub just enjoying the moment.
Where are the jets pointing?
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2018, 09:02:07 AM »

Morning CircleJerkers and StickShiftDean.  One day I'll be looking forward to Mondays also.
Good morning, Mark.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2018, 09:03:18 AM »

BrickHouse maduro and Coffee now.
LOL
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2018, 09:09:42 AM »

Oliva O maduro and coffee.
taking my neighbor to work.
Oh, is it take your neighbor to work day? I thought those always fell on Thursdays.

Good morning, Dave and Dean.
the lady's daughter. the one who's  deadbeat boyfriend stole her car and totalled it.
You teach her to drive stick on the way there?
Christ, she's just a baby.
Isn't she in her mid-30s? She's not a baby, you're just old. Besides, we don't buy that nonsense. We all know you're giving her the side eye when she's not looking.
she looks mighty tempting naked in the hot tub. not a modest bone in her body. nothing like her mother.
Ok, then don't tell me she's just a baby. Just be honest and tell me you don't want to have sex with her because you wouldn't know what to do with some one who isn't wrinkly.
hmmmm, there's a thought.
Dang it, you had me along for the ride then had to say "wrinkly".  Now I have to start all over again.
just picture a fine little 35 year old as naked as the day she was born not a hair below her neck, laying back in the hot tub just enjoying the moment.
Where are the jets pointing?
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2018, 09:22:25 AM »

@Deano, love the Carroll O'Connor avvy.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2018, 09:28:10 AM »

Morning, muchachos.

This space for rent.

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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2018, 09:28:28 AM »

@Deano, love the Carroll O'Connor avvy.
we need him in the White House.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2018, 09:29:28 AM »

Morning, muchachos.

This space for rent.

morning Raz.

the rent is too high.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2018, 09:35:26 AM »

@Deano, love the Carroll O'Connor avvy.
we need him in the White House.
Archie Bunker, maybe. Carroll O'Connor? Not a chance.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2018, 09:35:51 AM »

Morning, muchachos.

This space for rent.

morning Raz.

the rent is too high.
Morning, Deano
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2018, 09:37:35 AM »

@Deano, love the Carroll O'Connor avvy.
we need him in the White House.
Archie Bunker, maybe. Carroll O'Connor? Not a chance.

Archie yes. I assumed that was a given.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2018, 09:42:39 AM »

Morning, muchachos.

This space for rent.
Good morning, Bret.
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Re: 8/27/2018
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2018, 09:43:51 AM »

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