Good Morning LSU and Happy Two-Turd-Tuesday.
Twenty Five Years of Marriage-------------------------Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Quote from: LSUFAN on June 17, 2014, 02:50:53 AMTwenty Five Years of Marriage-------------------------Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.fitting. after only 7 or 8 my wife and I split up last night. not that nobody saw it coming.
Quote from: Texas Redfish on June 17, 2014, 05:34:59 AMGood Morning LSU and Happy Two-Turd-Tuesday.+1 and to you too Dave. Early start for me today but I'll hardly get a chance to lurk. Don't go buyin' up all the Special Ops now, ya hear?
Quote from: LSUFAN on June 17, 2014, 02:50:53 AMTwenty Five Years of Marriage-------------------------Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.Wrong joke for today my friend. fitting. after only 7 or 8 my wife and I split up last night. not that nobody saw it coming.
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on June 17, 2014, 05:39:04 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on June 17, 2014, 05:34:59 AMGood Morning LSU and Happy Two-Turd-Tuesday.+1 and to you too Dave. Early start for me today but I'll hardly get a chance to lurk. Don't go buyin' up all the Special Ops now, ya hear?Morning Sir. Not much lurking for me today either. I am going to spend most of the day at the Circuit of the Americas F1 track. Have a meeting there but it includes a track tour and lunch so not bad.
Quote from: 3d on June 17, 2014, 05:42:03 AMQuote from: LSUFAN on June 17, 2014, 02:50:53 AMTwenty Five Years of Marriage-------------------------Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.fitting. after only 7 or 8 my wife and I split up last night. not that nobody saw it coming.Sorry to hear that Dean.
Quote from: 3d on June 17, 2014, 05:42:03 AMQuote from: LSUFAN on June 17, 2014, 02:50:53 AMTwenty Five Years of Marriage-------------------------Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.Wrong joke for today my friend. fitting. after only 7 or 8 my wife and I split up last night. not that nobody saw it coming.
Quote from: Texas Redfish on June 17, 2014, 05:49:44 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on June 17, 2014, 05:39:04 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on June 17, 2014, 05:34:59 AMGood Morning LSU and Happy Two-Turd-Tuesday.+1 and to you too Dave. Early start for me today but I'll hardly get a chance to lurk. Don't go buyin' up all the Special Ops now, ya hear?Morning Sir. Not much lurking for me today either. I am going to spend most of the day at the Circuit of the Americas F1 track. Have a meeting there but it includes a track tour and lunch so not bad. Sounds like you will have a better time than if you were stuck inside some little office like I usually do.
