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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #45 on: September 28, 2014, 04:57:02 AM »

Forum joke

Light Bulb
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How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #46 on: September 28, 2014, 06:20:46 AM »

Hello Chip, hope you have a smooth day at work. 
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #47 on: September 28, 2014, 06:35:25 AM »

Hello Chip, hope you have a smooth day at work.
Weather for set says rain all day so that will help keep things quiet today. 
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #48 on: September 28, 2014, 06:35:57 AM »

Hello Chip, hope you have a smooth day at work.
So any big plans for your day today?
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #49 on: September 28, 2014, 07:04:14 AM »

Hello Chip, hope you have a smooth day at work.
So any big plans for your day today?
No big plans just a few chores around the house, watching some golf  now and probably watch the car race later. I have to serve criminal Jury duty this week starting at 1:00 tomorrow and have no interest in that at all. 
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #50 on: September 28, 2014, 07:30:37 AM »

Hello Chip, hope you have a smooth day at work.
So any big plans for your day today?
No big plans just a few chores around the house, watching some golf  now and probably watch the car race later. I have to serve criminal Jury duty this week starting at 1:00 tomorrow and have no interest in that at all.
I hate to even reply to this one, I just know I will jinx myself.
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #51 on: September 28, 2014, 07:41:46 AM »

Hello Chip, hope you have a smooth day at work.
So any big plans for your day today?
No big plans just a few chores around the house, watching some golf  now and probably watch the car race later. I have to serve criminal Jury duty this week starting at 1:00 tomorrow and have no interest in that at all.
I hate to even reply to this one, I just know I will jinx myself.
Don't take the risk!   I actually would not mind doing my civic duty if the incompetent court system did not make it so fuct up to do so. 
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2014, 07:47:21 AM »

good morning MF lancero and water.
long ass day yesterday. don't plan on picnicing or going to bday parties again anyting soon.
much more pleasant sitting my ass at camp here.
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2014, 08:04:49 AM »

there isn't much in the news today.
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2014, 08:11:56 AM »

good morning MF lancero and water.
long ass day yesterday. don't plan on picnicing or going to bday parties again anyting soon.
much more pleasant sitting my ass at camp here.
Good decision, you are a fast learner.
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2014, 08:12:15 AM »

there isn't much in the news today.
SOS you could say.
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #56 on: September 28, 2014, 08:17:11 AM »

morning Dave and Chip.
another wet day in Florida ...... but it's warm.
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #57 on: September 28, 2014, 08:17:37 AM »

In 1850, flogging was abolished as a form of punishment in the U.S. Navy.
I'm thinking about bringing it back, on the banter.
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #58 on: September 28, 2014, 08:20:01 AM »

In 1850, flogging was abolished as a form of punishment in the U.S. Navy.
I'm thinking about bringing it back, on the banter.
good morning Tony.
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Re: 9/28/2014
« Reply #59 on: September 28, 2014, 08:20:25 AM »

Good morning, gents.
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