come on BD, where's the stories?
I was side tracked reading about the 3 boobed woman, stupid laws, and duck and goose shit. 
Have you ever accidentally grabbed a women by the boob...?
there is no 'accidentally' grabbing a woman's breast. imo.
This is true.....
The other day I was thinking, "how many time have I accidentally grabbed a woman by her boob...?"
1st time - Years ago they had installed cubical walls between the employees. They were about 70 inches high, and just tall enough that you couldn't see over them. It was 5 O'clock on a Friday, and everyone couldn't wait to get out of the office. I grabbed my coat and was putting it on, and when I slid my hand down the sleeve, I didn't realize that my arm had extended out beyond the cubical wall and into the aisle. My hand extended out the end of my sleeve at the same time the secretary was walking by, and I had a full hand of her breast. I said, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that...!" She just laughed, and thought it was funny because she knew what had happened.
2nd time - The young lady that sat next to me was having trouble working on a job. She asked me for my help. She was sitting at her desk staring at her computer screen as I leaned over her shoulder and was telling her what to enter into her computer. At one point she didn't understand which entry had to be made. I told her twice, and then unconsciously, I was pointing my finger at her computer screen and saying, "enter the data right there." She turned around to look at me, and with my finger extended and pointing at the computer screen, she buried her breast up to about an inch on my finger. She's actually sitting her with my finger stuck into her boob and asking, "what are you doing...?" I said, "I was pointing at the computer screen, I didn't know you were going to turn around...?" I'm not sure if she ever believed me, but it was purely an accident.
3rd time - I was riding the metro link train, and was standing at the end of the last train car with some fellow travelers that all take the train at the same time. I'm holding onto pole to keep my balance, but the lady next to me is facing forward and leaning back against the same pole. All of a sudden the train slams it's breaks on, and the woman standing with both her feet together, falls forward just like a tree being chopped down. Before I knew it, while holding onto the pole with one hand, I instinctively reached out and grabbed her with my other hand. I caught her as she was about at a 50 degree angle falling forward. Again, I had a hand full of her breast. Still holding her breast, I pulled her back up. I said, "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to grab you there...!!!" She was very appreciative, and understood. Without thinking, she said, "you can do that anytime...!"
