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dwgbryant

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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #135 on: September 20, 2014, 11:40:15 AM »

fuck, no working cable in the clubhouse. now I can't watch LSU and Sooners.
Why not call up the cable company?
that I will turn over to the landlady.
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #136 on: September 20, 2014, 11:43:41 AM »

fuck, no working cable in the clubhouse. now I can't watch LSU and Sooners.
Why not call up the cable company?
that I will turn over to the landlady.
After you turn her over?
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #137 on: September 20, 2014, 12:02:52 PM »

Let the Games Begin!
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #138 on: September 20, 2014, 12:12:56 PM »

Let the Games Begin!
And may the odds be ever in your favor.
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #139 on: September 20, 2014, 12:15:34 PM »

fuck, no working cable in the clubhouse. now I can't watch LSU and Sooners.
Why not call up the cable company?
that I will turn over to the landlady.
Either she gets you the cable back or she is the entertainment.  (win - win I would say)
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #140 on: September 20, 2014, 12:26:07 PM »

fuck, no working cable in the clubhouse. now I can't watch LSU and Sooners.
Why not call up the cable company?
that I will turn over to the landlady.
Either she gets you the cable back or she is the entertainment.  (win - win I would say)
I'd rather have the woman. You can watch the game highlights on ESPN later.
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #141 on: September 20, 2014, 01:24:08 PM »

fuck, no working cable in the clubhouse. now I can't watch LSU and Sooners.
Why not call up the cable company?
that I will turn over to the landlady.
Either she gets you the cable back or she is the entertainment.  (win - win I would say)
I'd rather have the woman. You can watch the game highlights on ESPN later.
I disagree.  The cable will entertain you for far longer once your 45 seconds with the woman are up.
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #142 on: September 20, 2014, 01:30:55 PM »

fuck, no working cable in the clubhouse. now I can't watch LSU and Sooners.
Why not call up the cable company?
that I will turn over to the landlady.
Either she gets you the cable back or she is the entertainment.  (win - win I would say)
I'd rather have the woman. You can watch the game highlights on ESPN later.
I disagree.  The cable will entertain you for far longer once your 45 seconds with the woman are up.
That's what his cigars are for.
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #143 on: September 20, 2014, 01:31:42 PM »

Having a Wako beer, Ballast Point Sculpin.
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #144 on: September 20, 2014, 01:51:25 PM »

Having a Wako beer, Ballast Point Sculpin. Very Good
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #145 on: September 20, 2014, 02:05:56 PM »

fuck, no working cable in the clubhouse. now I can't watch LSU and Sooners.
Why not call up the cable company?
that I will turn over to the landlady.
Either she gets you the cable back or she is the entertainment.  (win - win I would say)
I'd rather have the woman. You can watch the game highlights on ESPN later.
I disagree.  The cable will entertain you for far longer once your 45 seconds with the woman are up.
+1. Cable also doesn't want to talk ...
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #146 on: September 20, 2014, 02:06:57 PM »

Having a Wako beer, Ballast Point Sculpin. Very Good
Pretty Fru-fru......and very good!
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #147 on: September 20, 2014, 02:08:26 PM »

fuck, no working cable in the clubhouse. now I can't watch LSU and Sooners.
Why not call up the cable company?
that I will turn over to the landlady.
Either she gets you the cable back or she is the entertainment.  (win - win I would say)
I'd rather have the woman. You can watch the game highlights on ESPN later.
I disagree.  The cable will entertain you for far longer once your 45 seconds with the woman are up.
+1. Cable also doesn't want to talk ...
Cable also doesn't have boobs. I still gotta go with the woman on this one.
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #148 on: September 20, 2014, 02:11:27 PM »

Ave Maria Immaculata and last of the coffee as the ribs smoke.
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Re: 9/20/2014
« Reply #149 on: September 20, 2014, 02:18:34 PM »

Having a Wako beer, Ballast Point Sculpin. Very Good
Pretty Fru-fru......and very good!
Is a bit fru fru warden likes it.
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