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[South Carolina Redfish]

Training Complete - just in case someone starts firing off an AR in your office the trick is to follow the lead of the old Three Stuges and first hit them with a fire extinguisher then a chair.  If they are still shooting then run and hide regardless of what others might suggest.  OK you just got about $1 million worth of online training for free, you can thank me later.

What a load of crap. F'n liberals.

That's why I never go anywhere without carrying a fire extinguisher.  Unless I'm in my truck, then I use my pine tree air freshener, which can be pretty offensive....

If I am anywhere but at work or in an airport/plane I am much better prepared so as not to need a baseball bat or a fire extinguisher at most all times when legal.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Wow, pretty pathetic Tuesday banter.  You better hope Joe gets here soon and sets your sorry asses straight.

And just what the fuk is your Tuesday donut ass doing to help?

Not a whole heck of a lot.  Notice I didn't say that I would straighten your sorry asses?  I did try to stir some shit with Shaun.

Only the California Joe (not the imposter) can save us.

Scott is usually are guy.  He must be busy today.  But he sure did talk a good game yesterday before he signed off. I may have to take some balls away.

How dare you, you indian-giving MFer. If you take balls away I'll delete my account

See ya at CI later 3-balls

[Travellin Dave]

Wow, pretty pathetic Tuesday banter.  You better hope Joe gets here soon and sets your sorry asses straight.

And just what the fuk is your Tuesday donut ass doing to help?

Not a whole heck of a lot.  Notice I didn't say that I would straighten your sorry asses?  I did try to stir some shit with Shaun.

Only the California Joe (not the imposter) can save us.

Scott is usually are guy.  He must be busy today.  But he sure did talk a good game yesterday before he signed off. I may have to take some balls away.

How dare you, you indian-giving MFer. If you take balls away I'll delete my account

You'd only sign back in using some other half assed name.

[South Carolina Redfish]

landlady is back, going to loosen my neck muscles. later.
 

Is that a new term for taco Tuesday....?

OK CG it is Tuesday and bad as I hate it I think it is time for you to pull out the sausage for Dean

Jimmy Dean Sausage?

Hand Made Hungarian Sausage and Deli Meats in Safety Harbor, Florida
Welcome to First Quality Sausage House!

[sfish]

landlady is back, going to loosen my neck muscles. later.
 

Can you imagine Dean chasing her around like a chihuahua with a boner?

[CigarGuy87]

Wow, pretty pathetic Tuesday banter.  You better hope Joe gets here soon and sets your sorry asses straight.

And just what the fuk is your Tuesday donut ass doing to help?

Not a whole heck of a lot.  Notice I didn't say that I would straighten your sorry asses?  I did try to stir some shit with Shaun.

Only the California Joe (not the imposter) can save us.

Scott is usually are guy.  He must be busy today.  But he sure did talk a good game yesterday before he signed off. I may have to take some balls away.

How dare you, you indian-giving MFer. If you take balls away I'll delete my account

Take em away! Founding member crock of shit!

[CigarGuy87]

landlady is back, going to loosen my neck muscles. later.
 

Can you imagine Dean chasing her around like a chihuahua with a boner?

Hopefully she is the one doing the neck workout and you just get to kick back and puff a cigar while she puffs on yours!

[South Carolina Redfish]

landlady is back, going to loosen my neck muscles. later.
 

Can you imagine Dean chasing her around like a chihuahua with a boner?

LMAO - OK Tony give him back 1 star so he will have a matched pair.

[Travellin Dave]

15 La Gloria Cubana Churchill Tubos
            7/29.50
14 Sgt. Smiley's Lonely Cigar Club Band Sampler
          10/27.50
13 Oliva Serie V Melanio
12 Punch Uppercut
          10/32.50
11 Diesel Hair of the Dog
          10/34.99
10 La Antiguedad Gordo by My Father
           5/34.50
 9 Perdomo Lot 23 Robusto
         10/32.50
 8 La Perla Habana WIDE Torpedo
         10/32.50
 7 AVO XO Robusto
          5/24.50
 6 Asylum Toro
         10/29.99
 5 Montecristo Media Noche No.2 Torpedo
           5/32.50
 4 CAO Italia Novella
         10/34.99
 3 Cain Habano 'F' Robusto
          5/22.50
 2 Romeo y Julieta 1875 Bully Belicoso
         10/39.99
 1 La Aroma de Cuba Robusto
          5/24.00

[sfish]

Morning, all. Nice little herf with Jersey Dave last night... had a My Father connie and an EPC Short Run 2012.  Drank a Stone Xocoveza and a Modern Times Oatmeal Stout.

Morning Joe, how was the Stone? And I'm not talking about the one that got etched and tucked into Tony's anus

[jswaykos]

Morning, all. Nice little herf with Jersey Dave last night... had a My Father connie and an EPC Short Run 2012.  Drank a Stone Xocoveza and a Modern Times Oatmeal Stout.

Morning Joe, how was the Stone? And I'm not talking about the one that got etched and tucked into Tony's anus

Morning, Scott.  Not really a fan.  I've had it twice now, once in bottle and once on draft.  I did like it more on draft as it had less pepper, but Dave put it best last night when he said the flavors all tasted artificial.  Not a re-purchase for me.

[sfish]

Wow, pretty pathetic Tuesday banter.  You better hope Joe gets here soon and sets your sorry asses straight.

And just what the fuk is your Tuesday donut ass doing to help?

Not a whole heck of a lot.  Notice I didn't say that I would straighten your sorry asses?  I did try to stir some shit with Shaun.

Only the California Joe (not the imposter) can save us.

Scott is usually are guy.  He must be busy today.  But he sure did talk a good game yesterday before he signed off. I may have to take some balls away.

How dare you, you indian-giving MFer. If you take balls away I'll delete my account

You'd only sign back in using some other half assed name.

There is a precedent for that, I'll grant you

[A Friend of Charlie]

Wow, pretty pathetic Tuesday banter.  You better hope Joe gets here soon and sets your sorry asses straight.

And just what the fuk is your Tuesday donut ass doing to help?

Not a whole heck of a lot.  Notice I didn't say that I would straighten your sorry asses?  I did try to stir some shit with Shaun.

Only the California Joe (not the imposter) can save us.

Scott is usually are guy.  He must be busy today.  But he sure did talk a good game yesterday before he signed off. I may have to take some balls away.

How dare you, you indian-giving MFer. If you take balls away I'll delete my account

I do have that reputation.  But you needn't worry, you'll always be a sack of dicks to me.

[sfish]

Morning, all. Nice little herf with Jersey Dave last night... had a My Father connie and an EPC Short Run 2012.  Drank a Stone Xocoveza and a Modern Times Oatmeal Stout.

Morning Joe, how was the Stone? And I'm not talking about the one that got etched and tucked into Tony's anus

Morning, Scott.  Not really a fan.  I've had it twice now, once in bottle and once on draft.  I did like it more on draft as it had less pepper, but Dave put it best last night when he said the flavors all tasted artificial.  Not a re-purchase for me.

They can't all be winners, good to know

[Travellin Dave]

Braniff cigarillo's on the F deal...
Perdomo Champagne up to $40/10