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Title: 3/7/2019
Post by: CigarBanter on March 07, 2019, 12:01:48 AM
What's up cigar enthusiasts?!  Any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way.  Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either...  And welcome aboard!
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 05:07:41 AM
Well at least getting a bit warmer day by day. 22 deg for the high, better than yesterday.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 07, 2019, 05:53:21 AM
Morning Slackers, Hot Cup of Cuban this morning.


“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”   ― Marcia Carrington

Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 05:54:12 AM
Well at least getting a bit warmer day by day. 22 deg for the high, better than yesterday.
Ever the optimist!
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 07, 2019, 05:55:53 AM
Well at least getting a bit warmer day by day. 22 deg for the high, better than yesterday.
Morning Blue

Colder here this morning than yesterday. Clear and 30 degrees now but warmer this afternoon with a high in the mid 50’s.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 07, 2019, 06:10:52 AM
Back to the food discussion from yesterday, I went to Costco yesterday afternoon and damned if there wasn’t a Red Robin nearby in the Mall parking lot so there is at least one here.  Never even noticed it there before.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 06:26:03 AM
good morning Rick, Dave, and Dave. 34° headingbfor low 70's. 80's for the weekend.
dinner was great for those that like turkey. of course I got stuck cleaning up the mess after dessert and they all headed to the hotel.
Oliva O maduro and coffee here.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 06:26:34 AM
Good morning, brothers. Supposedly warmer here today but I'm not noticing the difference. Obviously not as optimistic as Rick.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 06:27:13 AM
Back to the food discussion from yesterday, I went to Costco yesterday afternoon and damned if there wasn’t a Red Robin nearby in the Mall parking lot so there is at least one here.  Never even noticed it there before.
I think next time I have alot of company I'll pull a Trump and order BK take out.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 06:29:36 AM
Back to the food discussion from yesterday, I went to Costco yesterday afternoon and damned if there wasn’t a Red Robin nearby in the Mall parking lot so there is at least one here.  Never even noticed it there before.
I feel like I've been to one but there was nothing memorable about it. Does anyone know if that's the place that serves a burger between two quesadillas?
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 06:32:38 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 06:34:14 AM
Did I tell you my earbuds broke? I generally keep at least a cheap spare on hand. This lady sitting next to me on the bus is praying so loudly, I'm ready for God to come take one of us quickly.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 06:35:21 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/pZQ8KVA.gif?noredirect)
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 06:35:48 AM
Did I tell you my earbuds broke? I generally keep at least a cheap spare on hand. This lady sitting next to me on the bus is praying so loudly, I'm ready for God to come take one of us quickly.
You just need to start praying louder, but for that.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 06:40:15 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
Steve Harvey should stick to hosting game shows. No one gives a shit about his opinions.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 06:52:58 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
Steve Harvey should stick to hosting game shows. No one gives a shit about his opinions.
Not true, I'd love to hear how he gets his head so smooth and shiny.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 06:55:02 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
Steve Harvey should stick to hosting game shows. No one gives a shit about his opinions.
Not true, I'd love to hear how he gets his head so smooth and shiny.
But for the record, this wasn't the Steve Harvey of game show hosting fame. It was another person who happens to have the same name.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 07, 2019, 06:58:07 AM
Back to the food discussion from yesterday, I went to Costco yesterday afternoon and damned if there wasn’t a Red Robin nearby in the Mall parking lot so there is at least one here.  Never even noticed it there before.
I feel like I've been to one but there was nothing memorable about it. Does anyone know if that's the place that serves a burger between two quesadillas?
Not aware of the quesadillas deal but I think there big offer is unlimited fries with your meal.

Like I said yesterday, not terrible but just another ho-hum food National Chain dining experience. 
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 06:58:13 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
Steve Harvey should stick to hosting game shows. No one gives a shit about his opinions.
Not true, I'd love to hear how he gets his head so smooth and shiny.
That's not an opinion. That's fact.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 06:58:52 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
Steve Harvey should stick to hosting game shows. No one gives a shit about his opinions.
Not true, I'd love to hear how he gets his head so smooth and shiny.
That's not an opinion. That's fact.
CNS, fair enough.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 06:59:33 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
Steve Harvey should stick to hosting game shows. No one gives a shit about his opinions.
Not true, I'd love to hear how he gets his head so smooth and shiny.
But for the record, this wasn't the Steve Harvey of game show hosting fame. It was another person who happens to have the same name.
Oh. Well I actually feel better about the comedian now.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 07:00:51 AM
Back to the food discussion from yesterday, I went to Costco yesterday afternoon and damned if there wasn’t a Red Robin nearby in the Mall parking lot so there is at least one here.  Never even noticed it there before.
I feel like I've been to one but there was nothing memorable about it. Does anyone know if that's the place that serves a burger between two quesadillas?
Not aware of the quesadillas deal but I think there big offer is unlimited fries with your meal.

Like I said yesterday, not terrible but just another ho-hum food National Chain dining experience.
I'm hungry.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 07:15:33 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/pZQ8KVA.gif?noredirect)
😅
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 07:19:06 AM
frosty outside. damn.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 07:23:47 AM
frosty outside. damn.
here too.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 07:30:58 AM
frosty outside. damn.
here too.
Are you talking to yourself now? Do we need to add schizophrenia to the list of ailments?
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 07:34:28 AM
frosty outside. damn.
here too.
Are you talking to yourself now? Do we need to add schizophrenia to the list of ailments?
Hammer Dean Day?
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 07:37:09 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 07:48:19 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Thank you, brother. Same to you.

By the way, everyday is hammer Dean day. Haven't you been paying attention?
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 07:52:12 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Thank you, brother. Same to you.

By the way, everyday is hammer Dean day. Haven't you been paying attention?
👍
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 07:52:58 AM
frosty outside. damn.
here too.
Are you talking to yourself now? Do we need to add schizophrenia to the list of ailments?
He can go find some cute shrink!
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 07:56:05 AM
@LTG: Did you send LeBron a congratulatory note?
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Threebean on March 07, 2019, 07:56:44 AM
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP ~ by Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!
Steve Harvey should stick to hosting game shows. No one gives a shit about his opinions.
Or the opinion of any twit in the entertainment industry. 
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Threebean on March 07, 2019, 07:58:35 AM
frosty outside. damn.
here too.
Are you talking to yourself now? Do we need to add schizophrenia to the list of ailments?
Hammer Dean Day?
From what I've learned, Dean does the hammering.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 07:59:29 AM
@LTG: Did you send LeBron a congratulatory note?
No, but I'm thinking of sending a fruit basket when they are officially eliminated from the playoffs.  ;D
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 07:59:52 AM
frosty outside. damn.
here too.
Are you talking to yourself now? Do we need to add schizophrenia to the list of ailments?
Hammer Dean Day?
From what I've learned, Dean does the hammering.
That's what my flow chart says.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Threebean on March 07, 2019, 08:00:08 AM
Good morning boys, girls, and those transitioning or just unsure.  mid-50's and cloudy/foggy, but supposed to burn off and be 70 deg. Wore my moto boots to work, just in case.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 08:00:14 AM
@LTG: Did you send LeBron a congratulatory note?
No, but I'm thinking of sending a fruit basket when they are officially eliminated from the playoffs.  ;D
Don't include bananas.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 08:04:55 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Thank you, brother. Same to you.

By the way, everyday is hammer Dean day. Haven't you been paying attention?
Dean hammer, screw, nail.....best to call him the handyman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY

or if you prefer the James Taylor version...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 08:08:23 AM
Today is Thursday, March 7, the 66th day of 2019. There are 299 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:
On March 7, 1936, Adolf Hitler ordered his troops to march into the Rhineland, thereby breaking the Treaty of Versailles (vehr-SY') and the Locarno Pact.

On this date:
In 1793, during the French Revolutionary Wars, France declared war on Spain.
In 1850, in a three-hour speech to the U.S. Senate, Daniel Webster of Massachusetts endorsed the Compromise of 1850 as a means of preserving the Union.
In 1911, President William Howard Taft ordered 20,000 troops to patrol the U.S.-Mexico border in response to the Mexican Revolution.
In 1912, Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen arrived in Hobart, Australia, where he dispatched telegrams announcing his success in leading the first expedition to the South Pole the previous December.
In 1926, the first successful trans-Atlantic radio-telephone conversations took place between New York and London.
In 1945, during World War II, U.S. forces crossed the Rhine at Remagen, Germany, using the damaged but still usable Ludendorff Bridge.
In 1955, the first TV production of the musical "Peter Pan" starring Mary Martin aired on NBC.
In 1965, a march by civil rights demonstrators was violently broken up at the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, Alabama, by state troopers and a sheriff's posse in what came to be known as "Bloody Sunday."
In 1975, the U.S. Senate revised its filibuster rule, allowing 60 senators to limit debate in most cases, instead of the previously required two-thirds of senators present.
In 1981, anti-government guerrillas in Colombia executed kidnapped American Bible translator Chester Bitterman, whom they accused of being a CIA agent.
In 1994, the U.S. Navy issued its first permanent orders assigning women to regular duty on a combat ship — in this case, the USS Eisenhower.
In 1999, movie director Stanley Kubrick, whose films included "Dr. Strangelove," ''A Clockwork Orange" and "2001: A Space Odyssey," died in Hertfordshire, England, at age 70, having just finished editing "Eyes Wide Shut."
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 08:09:10 AM
Ten years ago: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton met with Turkish leaders in Ankara, where she announced that President Barack Obama was planning to make his own visit, which took place in April 2009. Western-backed Palestinian Prime Minister Salam Fayyad submitted his resignation (however, he retained his position under a new government). Former Metropolitan Opera general manager Schuyler Chapin died in New York at age 86. Former child actor and singer Jimmy Boyd ("I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus") died in Santa Monica, Calif., at age 70.

Five years ago: Russia was swept up in patriotic fervor in anticipation of bringing Crimea back into its territory, with tens of thousands of people thronging Red Square in Moscow chanting, "Crimea is Russia!"

One year ago: The White House said Mexico, Canada and other countries could be spared from President Donald Trump's planned steel and aluminum tariffs under national security "carve-outs." For the second time in less than a week, a storm rolled into the Northeast with as much as two feet of wet, heavy snow that grounded flights, closed schools and knocked out power.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 08:11:42 AM
Today's Birthdays:

TV personality Willard Scott is 85.
International Motorsports Hall of Famer Janet Guthrie is 81.
Actor Daniel J. Travanti is 79.
Entertainment executive Michael Eisner is 77.
Rock musician Chris White (The Zombies) is 76.
Rock singer Peter Wolf is 73.
Rock musician Matthew Fisher (Procol Harum) is 73.
Pro Football Hall of Famer Franco Harris is 69.
Pro and College Football Hall of Famer Lynn Swann is 67.
Rhythm-and-blues singer-musician Ernie Isley (The Isley Brothers) is 67.
Rock musician Kenny Aronoff (BoDeans, John Mellencamp) is 66.
Actor Bryan Cranston is 63.
Actress Donna Murphy is 60.
Actor Nick Searcy is 60.
Golfer Tom Lehman is 60.
International Tennis Hall of Famer Ivan Lendl is 59.
Actress Mary Beth Evans is 58.
Singer-actress Taylor Dayne is 57.
Actor Bill Brochtrup is 56.
Author E.L. James is 56.
Author Bret Easton Ellis is 55.
Opera singer Denyce Graves is 55.
Comedian Wanda Sykes is 55.
Actor Jonathan Del Arco is 53.
Rock musician Randy Guss (Toad the Wet Sprocket) is 52.
Actress Rachel Weisz (wys) is 49. Actor Peter Sarsgaard is 48.
Actor Jay Duplass is 46.
Classical singer Sebastien Izambard (Il Divo) is 46.
Rock singer Hugo Ferreira (Tantric) is 45.
Actress Jenna Fischer is 45.
Actor Tobias Menzies is 45.
Actress Sarayu Rao is 44.
Actress Audrey Marie Anderson is 44.
Actor TJ Thyne is 44.
Bluegrass singer-musician Frank Solivan is 42.
Actress Laura Prepon is 39.
Actress Bel Powley is 27.
Actress Giselle Eisenberg (TV: "Life in Pieces") is 12.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 08:12:16 AM
Thought for Today: "History and experience tells us that moral progress cannot come in comfortable and in complacent times, but out of trial and out of confusion." — Gerald R. Ford, 38th President of the United States (1913-2006).
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 08:19:20 AM
Good morning, NJDave and Mark.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 08:31:19 AM
good morning Mark and Dave.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 08:33:03 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Thank you, brother. Same to you.

By the way, everyday is hammer Dean day. Haven't you been paying attention?
Dean hammer, screw, nail.....best to call him the handyman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY

or if you prefer the James Taylor version...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y
I liked the Jimmy Jones better.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: cigarbreath on March 07, 2019, 09:11:31 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Thank you, brother. Same to you.

By the way, everyday is hammer Dean day. Haven't you been paying attention?
Dean hammer, screw, nail.....best to call him the handyman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY)

or if you prefer the James Taylor version...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y)
I liked the Jimmy Jones better.
Nice car - XK120 I think.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 09:18:31 AM
Good day SCDave, FloDave, MCHammerDean, Blue, Mr. Bean, Mr. Mayor and CB.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 09:25:47 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Thank you, brother. Same to you.

By the way, everyday is hammer Dean day. Haven't you been paying attention?
Dean hammer, screw, nail.....best to call him the handyman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY)

or if you prefer the James Taylor version...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y)
I liked the Jimmy Jones better.
Nice car - XK120 I think.
good eye Mike.
and good morning.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 09:35:17 AM
Yea Texas!
Jamie's West maybe.

https://halfwheel.com/frisco-texas-approves-restaurant-smoking-rooms/296526
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 09:36:18 AM
Ready to get your Irish on!

https://halfwheel.com/cromagnon-fomorian-2019-ships/296313
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 09:36:54 AM
Yea Texas!
Jamie's West maybe.

https://halfwheel.com/frisco-texas-approves-restaurant-smoking-rooms/296526
all the states should follow that example.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 09:40:59 AM
Yea Texas!
Jamie's West maybe.

https://halfwheel.com/frisco-texas-approves-restaurant-smoking-rooms/296526
It's a nice start, but it's just one small town. Somehow, I don't see this catching on.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Threebean on March 07, 2019, 09:50:03 AM
Yea Texas!
Jamie's West maybe.

https://halfwheel.com/frisco-texas-approves-restaurant-smoking-rooms/296526
It's a nice start, but it's just one small town. Somehow, I don't see this catching on.
Frisco is no small town anymore.  In fact, it's a high end Big-D suburb. But you are correct, most large cities are commie-controlled and won't go for it.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Threebean on March 07, 2019, 09:53:21 AM
Holt's mixing it up a bit with today's flash sale, a few decent details on good mass market sticks.
https://www.holts.com/specials/1-day-flash-sale.html?p=0&limit=all (https://www.holts.com/specials/1-day-flash-sale.html?p=0&limit=all)
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 09:55:13 AM
Police say a Florida man spent what was supposed to be his wedding night in jail after breaking the nose of a man who refused to move out of the way of the beachfront wedding pictures.

Ocean Ridge police arrested 27-year-old Jeffery E. Alvord on Sunday following the fight with a 24-year-old man who refused offers of $50 to move out of the way of the wedding pictures.

Alvord told police the man became "very belligerent," making him feel threatened. So he punched the man. The victim told police a groomsman held him so Alvord could hit him.

Alvord's attorney Steven Cohen told the Palm Beach Post the incident "did not play out" as the victim stated.

Alvord was released on bond Monday and married his fiance.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 09:56:10 AM
Yea Texas!
Jamie's West maybe.

https://halfwheel.com/frisco-texas-approves-restaurant-smoking-rooms/296526
It's a nice start, but it's just one small town. Somehow, I don't see this catching on.
Frisco is no small town anymore.  In fact, it's a high end Big-D suburb. But you are correct, most large cities are commie-controlled and won't go for it.
Gotcha. Just sounded like a small town from the way they described the process.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 10:54:13 AM
early lunch.
vegetable beef soup and grilled cheese sandwiches.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 11:27:15 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Thank you, brother. Same to you.

By the way, everyday is hammer Dean day. Haven't you been paying attention?
Dean hammer, screw, nail.....best to call him the handyman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY)

or if you prefer the James Taylor version...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y)
I liked the Jimmy Jones better.
Nice car - XK120 I think.
good eye Mike.
and good morning.
He was the only one around at the time to see it in person.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 11:44:31 AM
Busy day but at least only an 8 hr day. Hope you all have a good day.
Thank you, brother. Same to you.

By the way, everyday is hammer Dean day. Haven't you been paying attention?
Dean hammer, screw, nail.....best to call him the handyman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY)

or if you prefer the James Taylor version...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlByfi9n15Y)
I liked the Jimmy Jones better.
Nice car - XK120 I think.
good eye Mike.
and good morning.
He was the only one around at the time to see it in person.
I was 2 years old when they quit making it.

The Jaguar XK120 is a sports car manufactured by Jaguar between 1948 and 1954.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 12:09:22 PM
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Trump.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord.
It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 12:09:34 PM
Cleaning ladies (not the naked kind) about had a fit when arriving this morning with the dust and whatever from the paining and floor removal/replacement.  Would have been much worse if I hadn't gone over most things a couple of times already.  Coming back this afternoon with reinforcements.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 12:10:17 PM
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Trump.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord.
It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
+1
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 12:12:00 PM
The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020.
This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 12:13:45 PM
Cleaning ladies (not the naked kind) about had a fit when arriving this morning with the dust and whatever from the paining and floor removal/replacement.  Would have been much worse if I hadn't gone over most things a couple of times already.  Coming back this afternoon with reinforcements.
my cleaning lady, the naked kind, doesn't complain, but an OLDER reinforcement would be nice.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 12:14:51 PM
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi.
They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 12:16:15 PM
It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA; they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime.
As they were uncorking a bottle of champagne, Dr. Lowenstein, the head scientist at NASA, asked everyone to be quiet as he had received a congratulatory phone call from the President of the United States.
He picked up a special red phone, and spoke into it.
"Mr. President," said Dr. Lowenstein, grinning broadly, "after twelve years of hard research and billions of dollars spent, we have finally found intelligent life on Mars."
He listened for a second, and his smile gradually disappeared, replaced by a frown.
He said, "But that’s impossible... we could never do it. Yes Mr. President,” and hung up the phone.
He addressed the crowd of scientists staring at him curiously.
"I have some bad news," he said, "the President said that now that we’ve found intelligent life on Mars... he wants us to try to find it in Congress."
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 12:17:16 PM
A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States."
The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 12:18:38 PM
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet.
He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp.
"This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.
"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now."
He gets his Coke and drinks it.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.
"I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible."
Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish.
"I wish I'd never have to work again."
Instantly, he was back in his government office.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 12:21:41 PM
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.
His choice was a tough one because Mary had been a devoted employee for 10 years and Jack was a fine worker who had a family to support.
At night, the VP tossed and turned in his sleep trying to decide which of his employees he would lay off.

Finally he decided, the first one to come to work tomorrow would be the one.
Morning finally comes and the VP waits at the office for one of the two employees to arrive.
At 8:55 Mary walks into the office.
"I've got a difficult decision" the VP says, "I either have to Lay You or Jack off."
"Oh? jack-off," Mary says, "I've got a headache."
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 12:54:49 PM
Cleaning ladies (not the naked kind) about had a fit when arriving this morning with the dust and whatever from the paining and floor removal/replacement.  Would have been much worse if I hadn't gone over most things a couple of times already.  Coming back this afternoon with reinforcements.
my cleaning lady, the naked kind, doesn't complain, but an OLDER reinforcement would be nice.
Save the money and clean yourself
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 12:55:59 PM
New world Cameroon and coffee run.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 01:14:03 PM
Cleaning ladies (not the naked kind) about had a fit when arriving this morning with the dust and whatever from the paining and floor removal/replacement.  Would have been much worse if I hadn't gone over most things a couple of times already.  Coming back this afternoon with reinforcements.
my cleaning lady, the naked kind, doesn't complain, but an OLDER reinforcement would be nice.
Save the money and clean yourself
money? hell, I don't pay anything.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 01:16:59 PM
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Trump.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord.
It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
That's a good one.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 01:28:34 PM
Cleaning ladies (not the naked kind) about had a fit when arriving this morning with the dust and whatever from the paining and floor removal/replacement.  Would have been much worse if I hadn't gone over most things a couple of times already.  Coming back this afternoon with reinforcements.
my cleaning lady, the naked kind, doesn't complain, but an OLDER reinforcement would be nice.
Save the money and clean yourself
money? hell, I don't pay anything.
You have a naked cleaning lady and you give her nothing in exchange? I don't believe you
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 01:33:33 PM
Cleaning ladies (not the naked kind) about had a fit when arriving this morning with the dust and whatever from the paining and floor removal/replacement.  Would have been much worse if I hadn't gone over most things a couple of times already.  Coming back this afternoon with reinforcements.
my cleaning lady, the naked kind, doesn't complain, but an OLDER reinforcement would be nice.
Save the money and clean yourself
money? hell, I don't pay anything.
You have a naked cleaning lady and you give her nothing in exchange? I don't believe you
well, there are a certain number of things I've done for her in the past that she repays me by cleaning. she's just comfortable without clothes.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 01:34:28 PM
I found a nice little spot in the sun (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190307/69a22e88a59533facc228d55b89eb82e.jpg)
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 01:59:10 PM
I found a nice little spot in the sun (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190307/69a22e88a59533facc228d55b89eb82e.jpg)
still looks cold.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 02:02:22 PM
I found a nice little spot in the sun (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190307/69a22e88a59533facc228d55b89eb82e.jpg)
still looks cold.
Yeah it's 22 deg but you know how it goes here in the Northeast
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 02:03:58 PM
I found a nice little spot in the sun (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190307/69a22e88a59533facc228d55b89eb82e.jpg)
still looks cold.
Yeah it's 22 deg but you know how it goes here in the Northeast
Heat wave!
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 02:07:03 PM
I found a nice little spot in the sun (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190307/69a22e88a59533facc228d55b89eb82e.jpg)
still looks cold.
Yeah it's 22 deg but you know how it goes here in the Northeast
70° here now.
I sure don't miss the NE.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 02:10:06 PM
I smoked yesterday a nica libre CI exclusive and it was quite enjoyable. I had one years ago and don't remember anything noteworthy. I wonder if AJ tweeked the blend or I just was in the moment?
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 07, 2019, 02:20:25 PM
Hazzuh!
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 02:22:22 PM
Hazzuh!
Ciao, Davide.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 02:22:41 PM
I smoked yesterday a nica libre CI exclusive and it was quite enjoyable. I had one years ago and don't remember anything noteworthy. I wonder if AJ tweeked the blend or I just was in the moment?
Sometimes it's a combination of things.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: bluecollar on March 07, 2019, 02:28:57 PM
Hazzuh!
See you Dave. I'm getting ready to leave soon myself. End of day meeting then 2whole big days off
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 02:59:11 PM
Hazzuh!
See you Dave. I'm getting ready to leave soon myself. End of day meeting then 2whole big days off
Until they call you...
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 03:33:25 PM
New world Cameroon and coffee run.
Liking those Cameroons it would seem.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 03:35:06 PM
Cleaning ladies (not the naked kind) about had a fit when arriving this morning with the dust and whatever from the paining and floor removal/replacement.  Would have been much worse if I hadn't gone over most things a couple of times already.  Coming back this afternoon with reinforcements.
my cleaning lady, the naked kind, doesn't complain, but an OLDER reinforcement would be nice.
Save the money and clean yourself
money? hell, I don't pay anything.
You have a naked cleaning lady and you give her nothing in exchange? I don't believe you
well, there are a certain number of things I've done for her in the past that she repays me by cleaning. she's just comfortable without clothes.
I'm sure you're not complaining too much.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 07, 2019, 03:35:31 PM
Ever get that hot tub back in working order Dean?
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Threebean on March 07, 2019, 03:36:53 PM
Nica Rustica and water in the man cave after a very nice backroads ride to a job site and back.  I didn't really have to go, but the nice weather demanded it.
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: FloridaDean on March 07, 2019, 05:00:11 PM
Ever get that hot tub back in working order Dean?
oh yes! 😊
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: Threebean on March 07, 2019, 05:49:20 PM
Ever get that hot tub back in working order Dean?
oh yes! 😊
TWSS!
Title: Re: 3/7/2019
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 07, 2019, 08:48:14 PM
Working hot tub lull.