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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2014, 02:37:06 AM »

Today's Birthdays: Pop singer Tommy DeVito (The Four Seasons) is 86. Actress Gena (JEH'-nuh) Rowlands is 84. Hall of Fame race car driver Shirley Muldowney is 74. Singer Spanky McFarlane (Spanky and Our Gang) is 72. Nobel peace laureate Aung San Suu Kyi (soo chee) is 69. Author Salman Rushdie is 67. Actress Phylicia Rashad is 66. Rock singer Ann Wilson (Heart) is 64. Musician Larry Dunn is 61. Actress Kathleen Turner is 60. Country singer Doug Stone is 58. Singer Mark DeBarge is 55. Singer-dancer Paula Abdul is 52. Actor Andy Lauer is 51. Rock singer-musician Brian Vander Ark (Verve Pipe) is 50. Actress Mia Sara is 47. Rock musician Brian "Head" Welch is 44. Actor Jean Dujardin is 42. Actress Robin Tunney is 42. Actor Bumper Robinson is 40. Actress Poppy Montgomery is 39. Alt-country singer-musician Scott Avett (AY'-veht) (The Avett Brothers) is 38. Actor Ryan Hurst is 38. Actress Zoe Saldana is 36. Actress Lauren Lee Smith is 34. Rapper Macklemore (Macklemore and Ryan Lewis) is 31. Actor Paul Dano is 30. Actor Atticus Shaffer is 16.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2014, 02:39:10 AM »

Thought for Today: "To seek fulfillment is to invite frustration." — Jiddu Krishnamurti, Indian author and philosopher (1895-1986).

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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2014, 02:40:14 AM »

Bricks
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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open
window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave
them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyse the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in
engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been
moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved,
congratulate them and put them in Executive Management.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2014, 04:40:23 AM »

morning Chip.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2014, 05:15:23 AM »

sitting under an oak tree smoking a Super 2 drinking my coffee and the fog turned to rain. son of a bitch just can't catch a break.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2014, 05:34:43 AM »

Morning LSU and 3D.  You can send us that rain Dean.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2014, 05:37:24 AM »

Morning LSU and 3D.  You can send us that rain Dean.
only if I can come with it. morning TR.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2014, 05:43:17 AM »

Morning LSU and 3D.  You can send us that rain Dean.
only if I can come with it. morning TR.
Come on down.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2014, 05:48:24 AM »

Work time.  Be lurking some later have a good day.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2014, 06:11:19 AM »

Good morning Dean and Native, I was getting the mower ready for today's cutting.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2014, 06:20:52 AM »

Good morning Short stack!
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2014, 06:25:01 AM »

Good morning Short stack!
Good morning Sir,Looks like You are about to get your mowing hat on, Have good one
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2014, 06:39:59 AM »

Good morning Short stack!
Good morning Sir,Looks like You are about to get your mowing hat on, Have good one
Have a great day yourself!
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #43 on: June 19, 2014, 06:41:49 AM »

Greasy finger nails and all, time for a CAO Ninfa while I wait on the sunrise.
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Re: 6/19/2014
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2014, 06:43:09 AM »

Morning LSU and 3D.  You can send us that rain Dean.
It rained yesterday, don't get greedy...
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