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[CigarBanter]

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[Travellin Dave]

No Jam, Damn!

[A Friend of Charlie]

I gotta come out here the week of the 6th Tony.  Taking the redeye back Wed. night to be at the Thursday herf.  Gotta cut me some slack if I'm draggin' ass.

We can reschedule.  I won't give you any shit.

It's on, made my schedule to fit.  Looking forward to it.

Always look forward to a good herf.

Even a not so good one.

Reschedule or he'll just drink coffee and bring everybody down,
Lol!!

Sounds like you're talking from experience?

[Travellin Dave]

I gotta come out here the week of the 6th Tony.  Taking the redeye back Wed. night to be at the Thursday herf.  Gotta cut me some slack if I'm draggin' ass.

We can reschedule.  I won't give you any shit.

It's on, made my schedule to fit.  Looking forward to it.

Always look forward to a good herf.

Even a not so good one.

Reschedule or he'll just drink coffee and bring everybody down,
Lol!!

Sounds like you're talking from experience?

Shit!

[Travellin Dave]

$5 Diesel Rage, not convinced.

[jswaykos]

I gotta come out here the week of the 6th Tony.  Taking the redeye back Wed. night to be at the Thursday herf.  Gotta cut me some slack if I'm draggin' ass.

We can reschedule.  I won't give you any shit.

It's on, made my schedule to fit.  Looking forward to it.

Always look forward to a good herf.

Even a not so good one.

Reschedule or he'll just drink coffee and bring everybody down,
Lol!!

Sounds like you're talking from experience?

Shit!

Lmao, maybe. But I understand.

[A Friend of Charlie]

No Jam, Damn!

Hadn't even looked yet.  Oh well, looks like a Friday jam this week.

[jswaykos]

$5 Diesel Rage, not convinced.

Guess how excited I am about a new Diesel, on a scale of zero to a million. Zero being not at all.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good night, fellas.

[jswaykos]

Good night, fellas.

I'm also hitting the sack. Night, all.

[Travellin Dave]

Good night, fellas.

I'm also hitting the sack. Night, all.

Finishing up a MOW, be there soon.

[LSUFAN]

Good morning guys.

[bluecollar]

Good morning Chip

[LSUFAN]

Good morning Chip

Good morning Rick.

[LSUFAN]

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever
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13) When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."

12) Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing Sucks like an Electrolux."

11) Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "Manure Stick."

10) Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

9) Pepsi’s "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what’s inside, since many people can’t read.

7) Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

6) Frank Perdue’s chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken," was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

5) When American Airlines wanted to advertise its new leather first class seats in the Mexican market, it translated its "Fly In Leather" campaign literally, which meant "Fly Naked" (vuela en cuero) in Spanish.

4) An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope’s visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope"(el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" (la papa).

3) The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are You Lactating?"

2) General Motors had a very famous fiasco in trying to market the Nova car in Central and South America. "No va" in Spanish means, "It Doesn’t Go".

1) The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela" meaning "Bite the Wax Tadpole" or "Female Horse Stuffed with Wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "kokoukole", translating into "Happiness in the Mouth."