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[TruDog]

...Nite Tony...

[LSUFAN]

Good morning guys.

[LSUFAN]

On this day in history ..
0752 - Stephen II elected Catholic Pope (or 23rd)
1349 - Townspeople of Fulda Germany massacre Jews (blamed for black death)
1457 - Gutenberg Bible became the 1st printed book
1556 - Cardinal Reginald Pole becomes archbishop of Canterbury
1594 - French King Henri IV festival in Paris
1621 - Hugo de Grote escapes in bookcase from Loevenstein castle, Neth
1622 - 1st Indian (Powhattan) massacre of whites Jamestown Va; 347 slain
1630 - 1st colonial legislation prohibiting gambling enacted (Boston)
1638 - Religious dissident Anne Hutchinson expelled from Mass Bay Colony
1680 - Parliament of Breisach accept French sovereignty over Elzas
1692 - Emperor Leopold I names duke Earnest August of Braunschweig, king
1733 - Joseph Priestly invents carbonated water (seltzer)
1765 - Stamp Act passed; 1st direct British tax on colonists
1775 - Edmund Burke presents his 13 articles to the English parliament
1778 - Capt Cook sights Cape Flattery, in Washington state
1790 - Thomas Jefferson becomes the 1st US Secretary of State
1794 - Congress bans US vessels from supplying slaves to other countries
1822 - Gioacchino Rossini marries Isabella Colbran in Bologna
1822 - NY Horticultural Society founded
1841 - Cornstarch patented (Orlando Jones)
1861 - 1st US nursing school chartered
1862 - San Marino & Italy conclude treaty of friendship & cooperation
1865 - Raid at Wilson's: Chickaswas AL to Macon GA
1871 - William Holden of NC becomes 1st governor removed by impeachment
1872 - Illinois becomes 1st state to require sexual equality in employment
1873 - Slavery is abolished in Puerto Rico
1874 - Young Men's Hebrew Association organizes in NYC
1882 - Congress outlaws polygamy (again); bad news for Mormons
1882 - Edmunds Act adopted by US to suppress polygamy in the territories
1888 - English Football League established
1894 - Stanley Cup: Mont AAA beat Ottawa Generals, 3-1 (1st Cup game ever)
1895 - Auguste & Louis Lumiere show their 1st movie to an invited audience
1896 - Charilaos Vasilakos wins 1st marathon (3:18)

[LSUFAN]

1903 - NY Highlanders (Yankees) tickets 1st go on sale
1903 - Niagera Falls runs out of water because of a drought
1914 - World's 1st airline, St Petersburg Tampa Airboat Line, begins
1922 - British court sentences Mahatma Gandhi to 6 years in prison
1927 - Federico Garcˇa Lorca's "El Maleficio," premieres in Madrid
1928 - No‰l Coward's musical "This Year of Grace," premieres in London
1929 - 66 horses run in Irish Grand National Sweepstakes
1929 - KIT-AM in Yakima WA begins radio transmissions
1929 - USCG vessel sank Canadian schooner suspected of carrying liquor
1933 - FDR makes wine & beer with up to 3.2% alcohol legal
1934 - 1st Masters golf championship began in Augusta, Ga
1934 - Fire destroys Hakodate Japan (kills 1,500, injures 1,000)
1935 - Blood tests authorized as evidence in court cases (NY)
1939 - Lithuania state, forced to give Memel territory to Germany
1941 - Grand Coulee Dam in Washington goes into operation
1942 - Heavy German assault on Malta
1943 - Dutch work week extended to 54 hour
1943 - Obligatory work for woman ends in Belgium
1943 - SS police chief Rauter threatens to kill half Jewish children
1944 - 600+ 8th Air Force bombers attack Berlin
1945 - Arab League forms with adoption of a charter in Cairo Egypt
1945 - US 3rd Army crosses Rhine at Nierstein
1946 - 1st US rocket to leave the Earth's atmosphere (50 miles up)
1946 - Britain signs treaty granting independence to Jordan
1947 - President Truman signs executive order calling for loyalty
1952 - Dutch DC-6 crashes near Frankfurt, killing 44
1953 - Antonˇn Z potocky chosen as president of Czechoslovakia
1953 - Louise Suggs wins LPGA Betsy Rawls Golf Open
1954 - 1st shopping mall opened in Southfield, Mich
1956 - "Mr Wonderful" opens at Broadway Theater NYC for 383 performances
1956 - Death penalty against KPM-director L‚on Jungschlaeger
1956 - Musical "Mr Wonderful" with Sammy Davis Jr premieres in NYC
1957 - Earthquake gives SF shakes
1957 - Republic of India adopts Saka calendar along with Gregorian
1958 - 20th NCAA Men's Basketball Championship: Kentucky beats Seattle 84-72
1958 - Faisal succeeds Saudi as king of Saudi-Arabia
1958 - Liz Taylor's 3rd divorce (Mike Todd)

[LSUFAN]

1958 - USSR performs nuclear test at Novaya Zemlya USSR
1959 - Betsy Rawls wins LPGA Nehi Golf Tournament
1960 - 1st patent for lasers, granted to Arthur Schawlow & Charles Townes
1960 - AL Schawlow & C H Townes obtain patent for the laser
1962 - "I Can Get It For You Wholesale" opens at Shubert NYC for 300 perfs
1963 - Beatles release 1st album, "Please Please Me"
1963 - Brit Min of War John Profumo denies having sex with Christine Keeler
1963 - Oregon State's Terry Baker becomes 1st & only Heisman Trophy winner
1964 - Barbra Streisand appears on the cover of NY Times Magazine section
1964 - Carol Mann wins LPGA Women's Western Golf Open Invitational
1965 - D Senanayake wins general elections in Ceylon (Sri Lanka)
1965 - US confirms its troops used chemical warfare against the Vietcong
1967 - Muhammad Ali KOs Zora Folley in 7 for heavyweight boxing title
1968 - Jarmila Novotna resigns presidency of Czechoslovakia
1968 - Lynda Johnson ordered off SF cable car for eating an ice cream cone
1968 - Student riot in Nanterre near Paris
1969 - "Billy" opens & closes at Billy Rose Theater NYC after 1 performance
1969 - "Come Summer" closes at Lunt Fontanne Theater NYC after 7 performances
1969 - 31st NCAA Men's Basketball Championship: UCLA beats Purdue 92-72 UCLA wins its 5th national championship in 6 years
1970 - "Blood Red Roses" opens & closes at John Golden Theater NYC
1970 - Kathy Whitworth wins LPGA Orange Blossom Golf Classic
1971 - USSR performs nuclear test at Eastern Kazakh/Semipalitinsk USSR
1972 - "Selling of the President" opens at Shubert Theater NYC for 5 perfs
1972 - Congress approves Equal Rights Amendment (never ratified)
1972 - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar named NBA MVP
1972 - Nick Mileti purchases Cleve Indians for $9 million
1972 - Yankees trade Danny Cater to the Red Sox for Sparky Lyle
1975 - "Dinge-competed" wins Eurovisie Song festival
1975 - "Dr Jazz" closes at Winter Garden Theater NYC after 5 performances
1975 - "Letter for Queen Victoria" opens at ANTA Theater NYC for 18 perfs
1975 - Delta State beats Immaculata for the women's AIAW championship
1975 - Teach-In wins Eurovision Song Festival with "Dinge-Dong"
1975 - Walt Disney World Shopping Village opens
1977 - Dutch Den Uyl government falls
1977 - Indira Gandhi resigns as PM of India
1977 - Uyl govt falls

[LSUFAN]

1978 - Robert Frost Plaza, at California, Drumm & Market, SF, dedicated
1978 - Rutle's "All You Need is Cash" is show on NBC-TV
1979 - Israeli parliament approves peace treaty with Egypt
1979 - NHL votes to accept 4 WHA teams (Oilers, Jets, Nordiques & Whalers)
1981 - 1st class postage raised to 18› from 15›
1981 - Donna Caponi Young wins LPGA Desert Inn Pro-Am Golf Tournament
1981 - Soyuz 39 carries 2 cosmonauts (1 Mongolian) to Salyut 6
1981 - Toshihiko Seko runs world record 25k (1:13:55./30k (1:29:18.
1982 - 3rd Space Shuttle Mission-Columbia 3 launched
1982 - Iran offensive against Iraq
1983 - Chaim Herzog elected Israeli president
1984 - Islander Bryan Trottier ties NHL rec scores 5 seconds into game
1985 - NASA launches Intelsat VA
1986 - Ehrig skates ladies world record 5 km (7:20.99)
1986 - HBO launches boxing's heavyweight-title-unification-tournament
1986 - Heart's "These Dreams," single goes #1
1986 - Ice Pairs Championship at Geneva won by Gordeeva & Grinkov (URS)
1986 - Kania skates ladies world record 1500m (1:59.30)
1986 - Ladies Figure Skating Championship in Geneva won by Debi Thomas (USA)
1986 - Trevor Berbick beats Pinklon Thomas in 15 for heavyweight boxing title
1987 - Betsy King wins LPGA Circle K Tucson Golf Open
1988 - Congress overrides Reagan's veto of sweeping civil rights bill
1988 - WA beat Queensland by 5 wkts to win the Sheffield Shield Final
1989 - Pete Rozelle announces retirement as NFL commissioner after 29 years
1989 - US Supreme Court upholds 1 person 1 vote rule of NYC Board of Estimate

[LSUFAN]

1990 - "Grapes of Wrath" opens at Cort Theater NYC for 188 performances
1990 - "Les Miserables," opens at Shunert Theatre, Boston
1990 - Anchorage jury finds Capt Hazelwood innocent of Valdez oil spill
1990 - The ML umpires announce that they will boycott exhibition games
1991 - Law enforcement officers raid fraternities at U of Va seizing drugs
1991 - NY Daily News begins using motto "Forward with NY"
1991 - Pamela Smart (HS teacher) found guilty in NH of manipulating her student-lover to kill her husband
1992 - "Private Lives" closes at Broadhurst Theater NYC after 37 performances
1992 - Danielle Ammaccapane wins Standard Register Ping Golf Championship
1992 - England beat South Africa in rain-ruined cricket World Cup semi final
1992 - Joseph A Molloy elected NY Yankee general partner
1992 - Record producer Lou Adler weds Paige Hannah (Daryl's sister)
1992 - US Air NY to Cleveland crashes on take off at LaGuardia, 27 die
1993 - Intel introduces Pentium-processor (80586) 64 bits-60 MHz-100+ MIPS
1994 - Dutch Ambassador to US christens a new tulip (the Hillary Clinton)
1994 - Mark Foster swims world record 50m butterfly (23.68 sec)
1994 - South African Govt/ANC take power in Ciskei homeland
1994 - Soyuz TM-21 lands
1995 - Deputy Gov of Bank of England, Rupert Pennant-Rea, resigns following revelations of his affair with a freelance journalist
1996 - Cheryl Depew, of Florida, crowned 13th Miss Hawaiian Tropic Intl
1996 - STS 76 (Atlantis 16), launches into orbit
1997 - "Sunset Boulevard," closes at Minskoff NYC after 977 performances
1997 - Comet Hale-Bopp Closest Approach to Earth (1.315 AU)
1997 - Ladies Fig Skating Championship in Lausanne won by Tara Lipinski (USA)
1998 - 18th Golden Raspberry Awards
1998 - wins Standard Register PING Golf

[LSUFAN]

Famous birthdays for this day ..

1459 - Maximilian I of Habsburg, German Emperor/archduke of Austria
1599 - Anthony Van Dyck, Flemish painter (Charles I of England)
1609 - John II Casimir Vasa, cardinal/king of Poland (1648-68)
1700 - Giuseppe Sellitto, composer
1728 - Anton Raphael Mengs, German writer/neo-classic painter
1728 - Giacomo Insanguine, composer
1752 - Johann Georg Joseph Spangler, composer
1767 - Cornelis T Elout, Dutch minister of Finance
1771 - Heinrich D Zschokke, Swiss author (Das Goldmacherdorf)
1785 - Adam Sedgwick, British? geologist
1797 - Kaiser Wilhelm I, German emperor (1871-88)
1799 - F W A Argelander, Memel E Prussia, cataloguer of 324,188 stars
1803 - Anthonie Waldrop, Dutch painter/lithographer
1813 - Gabriel Rene Paul, Brig General (Union volunteers), died in 1886
1814 - Thomas Crawford, US sculptor (Babes in the Wood)
1817 - Braxton Bragg, Gen (Confederate Army), died in 1876
1819 - William Wirt Adams, Brig General (Confederate Army), died in 1888
1822 - Ahmed Djevdet Pasha, Turkish minister of Education/Justice
1822 - Isaac D Fransen van de Putte, Dutch premier (1866)
1822 - Seth Williams, Bvt Major General (Union Army), died in 1866
1824 - William Henry Chase Whiting, Major General (Confederate Army)
1834 - Francis Asbury Shoup, Brig General (Confederate Army), died in 1896
1842 - Carl A N Rosa, German violinist/composer
1842 - Mykola Vytal'yevich Lysenko, composer
1846 - Randolph Caldecott, England, illustrator (Caldecott Medal namesake)
1852 - Theodor Birt, [Beatus Rhenanus], German classical/writer
1857 - Arnold Sauwen, Flemish poet (Along the Meuse)
1857 - Paul Doumer, gov-genl of Indo-China/13th Pres of France (1931-32)
1865 - Theophile Ysaye, composer
1867 - Meijer Linnewiel, [Prof Kokadorus], Amsterdam's pitchman
1868 - Hamish MacCunn, composer
1868 - Henry W Methorst, lawyer/director (Dutch Cent Bureau of Statistics)
1868 - Robert A Millikan, US physicist (photoelectric effect; Nobel 1923)
1874 - Ellen Glasgow, novelist
1885 - Adriano Lualdi, composer
1885 - Jakabs Medins, composer
1887 - Chico Marx, [Leonard Martin], NYC, comedian (Marx Brothers)
1895 - Joseph Schildkraut, Vienna, actor (Joseph Schildkraut Presents)
1896 - Giulia D De Albertis, writer

[LSUFAN]

1902 - Ellin Berlin, [MacKay], Mrs Irving Berlin, writer (Lace Curtain)
1903 - James S Russell, US pilot/admiral (WW II Pacific Ocean)
1903 - Jochen Klepper, writer
1905 - Carlo Alberto Pizzini, composer
1905 - Grigorij M Kosinzev, Russian director
1905 - Phyllis McGinley, poet
1905 - Ruth Page, US choreographer/ballet leader (Diaghilev, Pygmalion)
1907 - James Gavin, US, 82nd Airborne Div General (Sicily/Normandy)
1907 - Paul J Steenbergen, Neth, actor (Ciske Rat)/founder (Hague's Comedy)
1908 - Albrecht Goes, writer
1908 - Louis D L'Amour, Jamestown ND, author (Hondo, Jubal Sackett)
1908 - Maurice H Stans, Shakope Minn, Secretary of Commerce (1969-72)
1909 - Gabrielle Roy, French-Canadian novelist (Tin Flute)
1909 - Jack Popplewell, composer/playwright
1910 - Nicholas Monsarret, England, writer (Cruel Sea)
1912 - Henri Rousselot, admiral
1912 - Lord Alport
1912 - Wilfrid Brambell, Dublin Ireland, actor (Hard Day's Night)
1913 - James Westerfield, Nashville TN, actor (Jungle Heat, Lucky Johnny)
1913 - Karl Malden, Chicago, actor (Mike-Streets of SF, American Express)
1913 - Martha M”dl, German singer/soprano (Wagner)
1914 - Cec Burke, cricketer (NZ leg-spinner v Australia 1946, 1 & 3, 2-30)
1914 - Lord Stokes
1914 - Masao Maruyama, social scientist
1915 - Forest Sagendorf, cartoonist
1915 - George Cresswell, cricketer (3 Tests for NZ aged 35)
1916 - George Wyle, NYC, orch leader (Jerry Lewis Show, Flip Wilson Show)
1916 - Josephine van Gasteren, Dutch actress/director (Bluejackets)
1917 - C S Pick, publisher
1917 - Paul Rogers, British? actor (Looking Glass War, Billy Budd)
1917 - Virginia Grey, LA, actress (Another Thin Man, Idiot's Delight, Idaho)
1918 - Cheddi B Jagan, dentist/founder PPP/Guyanese Premier (1953, 1957-64)
1918 - Harry Kay, vice-chancellor (Exeter U)
1918 - Tauno Kullerve Pylkkanen, composer
1920 - Fanny Waterman, concert pianist & teacher
1920 - Ross Martin, Grodek Poland, actor (Mr Lucky, Wild Wild West)
1921 - Wilhelmus Norbert Schmelzer, Netherland, foreign minister (KVP)
1922 - Mujib ur-Rahman, Pakistan, sheik/premier
1922 - Stewart Stern, screenwriter (Rebel Without A Cause)
1923 - Bryan Clieve Roberts, lawyer/civil servant
1923 - Cor N van Dis Jr, Dutch MP (SGP, 1971-94)
1923 - Marcel Marceau, Strasbourg France, mime (Barbarella, Silent Movie)
1924 - Al Neuharth, newspaper founder (USA Today)
1924 - Bill Wendell, NYC, TV announcer (Late Night With David Letterman)
1925 - Colin Spedding, CEO (Council of Science & Technology Institutes)

[LSUFAN]

1925 - Wolfgang B„chler, writer
1926 - Julius Marmur, biochemist/geneticist
1926 - Lawrence Jackson, Provost Emeritus (Blackburn)
1927 - George Thoms, cricketer (1 Test Aust against WI 1952, scored 16 & 28)
1927 - Mstislav Rostropovich, composer [3/12 OS]
1927 - Viscount Bolingbroke
1928 - Betty Callaway, figure skating trainer
1928 - Bill Archer, (Rep-R-TX, 1971- )
1928 - DC Ingman, CEO (British Waterways Board
1928 - Dmitri Antonovitch Volkogonov, soldier/historian
1928 - Ed Macauley, NBAer (Boston Celtics)
1930 - Derek Bok, college president (Harvard)
1930 - Lynden O Pindling, PM of Bahamas (1967-92)
1930 - Pat Robertson, televangelist (700 club, Pres candidate-R-1989)
1930 - Stephen Sondheim, NYC, lyricist (West Side Story, Company)
1931 - Igor Hajek, translator/writer
1931 - Leslie Thomas, author
1931 - William Shatner, Montr‚al Canada, actor (Star Trek, T J Hooker)
1932 - Richard Thomas, admiral
1933 - Buddy MacKay, (Rep-D-FL, 1983- )
1933 - Chris Duckworth, cricketer (South African batsman v England 1956-57)
1934 - Leslie Turnberg, president (Royal College of Physicians)
1934 - Orrin G Hatch, (Sen-R-UT, 1977- )
1934 - Sheila Cameron, QC, Vicar-General (Province of Canterbury)
1935 - M[ichael] Emmet Walsh, Ogdensburg NY, actor (Wildcats, War Party)
1936 - Alan Bleasdale, author/playwright (Are You Lonesome Tonight)
1936 - May Britt, Sweden, actress (Young Lions)/wife of Sammy Davis Jr
1936 - Philip Ely, president (British Law Society)
1936 - Roger Whittaker, Nairobi Kenya, country singer (Durham Town)
1936 - Ron Carey, union pres (Teamsters)
1937 - Jon Hassell, composer
1938 - Glen Campbell, singer (By the Time I get to Phoenix, Galveston)
1938 - Vivian Pulliam, horse trainer
1940 - William Ritchie, vice-chancellor (Lancaster U)
1941 - Bruno Ganz, Zurich Switzerland, actor (Strapless, Wings of Desire)
1941 - Gary Lewis, horse trainer
1942 - Jon Arthur English, composer
1943 - George Benson, Pittsburgh, singer/guitarist (Greatest Love of All)
1943 - Joseph Schwantner, composer
1943 - Keith Reif, England, rocker (Yardbirds-For Your Love, Renaissance)
1944 - Jeremy Clyde, rocker
1944 - R P Mardling, headmaster (Queen Elizabeth Grammar School, Wakefield)
1944 - T S "Tony" McPhee, rocker (Sad Go Round)
1945 - Alan Opie, baritone (Boughton Bethlehem, Britten 5 Canticles)

[LSUFAN]

1945 - Charles "Chuck" Jackson, US singer (Playboy, Independents)
1945 - Jeremy Clyde, England, rocker (Chad & Jeremy-Yesterday's Gone)
1945 - Paul Schockem”hle, showjumper
1946 - Don Chaney, NBA player (Houston Rockets)/coach (Detroit Pistons)
1946 - Laraine Ashton, fashion models' agent (London)
1946 - Rudy/Rudolf [von Bittner] Rucker, US, sci-fi author (Wetware)
1946 - Serge, [Ruud Schaap], Dutch singer/guitarist (Saskia & Serge)
1947 - Harry Vanda, [Vandenberg], Hague Neth, rock guitarist (Easybeats)
1947 - Patrick Olive, percussionist (Hot Chocolate-You Sexy Thing)
1947 - Priscilla Yates, director (Royal Academy of Dancing)
1948 - Andrew Lloyd Webber, London, composer (Into the Woods, Phantom)
1948 - Randy Hobbs, rocker (Johnny Winter Band, McCoys)
1949 - Brian Hanrahan, British TV newsman (BBC)
1949 - D Watson, director (Brighton U)
1949 - Fanny Ardant, Monte Carlo, actress (Australia, Confidentially Yours)
1949 - Fran Sheehan, Boston Mass, rock bassist (Boston-More than a Feeling)
1950 - Mary Tamm, British? actress (Odessa File)
1951 - Howard Reitzes, Southgate Ca, rocker (Iron Butterfly)
1951 - Musa Khiramanovich Manarov, USSR, cosmonaut (Soyuz TM-4, TM-11)
1952 - Bob Costas, Queens NY, sportscaster/talk show host (Later)
1953 - Peter McEvoy, British? actor (Against the Innocent)
1953 - Thomas H Andrews, (Rep-D-Maine)
1956 - Lena Olin, Stockholm Sweden, actress (Enemies A Love Story)
1956 - Lyndsay Stephen, Donnybrook WA, Australasia golfer
1957 - Stephanie Mills, singer/actress (Wiz)
1958 - Joyce Lester, Australian softball catcher (Olympics-bronze-96)
1958 - Pete Wylie, Liverpool, rocker (Sinful)
1959 - Matthew Modine, Loma Linda Cal, actor (Full Metal Jacket)
1960 - Laurie Sargent, rock vocalist (Face To Face)
1962 - Diane Pavich, Melbourne Aust, golfer (1993 T50 Alpine Aust Ladies)
1962 - Juan Aguilera, Spain, tennis star
1962 - Tim Elliott, Perth WA, Australasia golfer
1963 - Hannu Virta, Turku FIN, hockey defenseman (Team Finland)
1963 - Rich Monteleone, Tampa FL, pitcher (California Angels)
1963 - Suzanne Sulley, Sheffield S Yorks, rocker (Human Leauge-Human)
1964 - Jeffrey Wagner, Sydney NSW, Australasia golfer
1966 - Brad Edwards, NFL safety (Atlanta Falcons)

[LSUFAN]

1966 - Brian Shaw, NBA guard (Orlando Magic, SF Warriors)
1966 - Sean Berry, Santa Monica CA, infielder (Houston Astros)
1966 - Todd Ewen, Saskatoon, NHL right wing (Anaheim Mighty Ducks)
1966 - Yahya Ayyash, militant
1968 - Ramon Martinez, Santo Domingo Dom Rep, pitcher (LA Dodgers)
1969 - Darrell Russell, defensive tackle (Oakland Raiders)
1969 - Russell Maryland, NFL defensive tackle (Dallas Cowboys, Oak Raiders)
1970 - Jason Rouser, Tucson Arizona, 200m/400m runner
1970 - Reggie White, NFL nose tackle (NE Patriots)
1970 - Travis Richards, Crystal Minn, US hockey defenseman (Olympics-1994)
1971 - Richard Castillo, jockey
1972 - Elvis Stojko, Richmond Hill Ontario, (Oly-silver-94)
1972 - John Farquhar, tight end (New Orleans Saints)
1972 - Mikhail Sloutsky, WLAF LB (Scotland Claymores)
1972 - Pieter Christiaan, Prince of Netherlands
1972 - Shawn Bradley, NBA center (Dallas Mavericks, NJ Nets, Space Jams)
1973 - Dax Griffin, KS, actor (Tim Truman-Sunset Beach)
1973 - Joe Nedney, kicker (Arizona Cardinals)
1973 - Luther Elliss, NFL defensive end (Detroit Lions)
1974 - Kim Yun-Jung, Miss Universe-Korea (1996)
1974 - Marcus Camby, NBA forward (Toronto Raptors)
1974 - Tuomas Gronman, NHL defenseman (Team Finland Oly-Bronze-1998, Pitts)
1975 - Chris Bayne, safety (Atlanta Falcons)
1975 - Jiri Novak, Czechostovakia, tennis star
1976 - Kellie Shanygne Williams, Wash DC, actress (Laura-Family Matters)
1979 - Mariah Leanne Bergmann, Miss Kansas Teen USA (1997)
1990 - Eugenie, Princess of Britain

[LSUFAN]

Sarcastic Remarks For Work
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And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my
cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

A woman's favorite position is CEO.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep
yet.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

I plead contemporary insanity.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Meandering to a different drummer.

I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

[LSUFAN]

Butt Dust?
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What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!  These have to be original and genuine.  No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... ...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'