Battery is dying so I'll be back in a bit.
TWSS
That ladies and gentlemen is your TWSS winner for the day!
I'm not so sure about that. My wife actually asked for sex today...!
With you?
I guess she was talking to me, so I obliged her. She even had a mini Magic Wand Vibrator that recharges by sticking it into a usb port. Now how would you like to see that thing hanging off the side of your laptop...?
Gives new meaning the phrase laptop computer.
Wonder what it uploads..... to the computer I mean... 
Hope you get only computer viruses.
And who ever heard of a vibrator that recharges with a usb port...? I asked my wife, "where do you plug this thing in to recharge it...?" She said, "I use my cigarette usb adaptor." I said, "You got this thing hanging out of your cigarette lighter in your car..?" Then she said, "no it's my e-cigarette adaptor."
