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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2014, 02:15:54 AM »

Thought for Today: "What intellectual snobs we have become! Virtue is now in the number of degrees you have — not in the kind of person you are or what you can accomplish in real-life situations." — Eda J. LeShan, American educator (1922-2002).
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2014, 02:17:39 AM »

Newspaper Headlines
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The following headlines were actually printed in newspapers. The irony
in some of these are absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though
sometimes awkward). Check them out:

- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
- Miners Refuse to Work after Death
- Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
- Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
- Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Deer Kill 17,000
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
- Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
- Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Eye Drops Off Shelf
- Teachers Strike Idle Kids
- Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Princess Diana Was Alive Hours Before She Died
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2014, 03:32:47 AM »

Time for a sheesh
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2014, 04:45:00 AM »

Looks like everyone is dragging today, it must be Friday.
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2014, 05:36:08 AM »

Good morning Short stack.
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2014, 05:37:30 AM »

Good morning Shortstack.
It looks like we are the only two up and moving around this morning.
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2014, 05:41:22 AM »

Good morning Shortstack.
It looks like we are the only two up and moving around this morning.
Good morning,It's easy to identify who's smart and who's not,Have a good day
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2014, 06:02:33 AM »

Morning gents.
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2014, 06:02:43 AM »

Good morning Shortstack.
It looks like we are the only two up and moving around this morning.
Good morning,It's easy to identify who's smart and who's not,Have a good day
Storms kept me awake late last night and off today so slept a little extra.  Morning LSU and Short Stack.
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2014, 06:03:30 AM »

Morning gents.
Morning Golfing Dave you slipped in there on me.
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2014, 06:20:09 AM »

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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2014, 06:20:58 AM »

Good morning Shortstack.
It looks like we are the only two up and moving around this morning.
Good morning,It's easy to identify who's smart and who's not,Have a good day
Storms kept me awake late last night and off today so slept a little extra.  Morning LSU and Short Stack.
Your storms were to be here this morning but hopefully they will stay North of us now.
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2014, 06:21:34 AM »

Good morning Shortstack.
It looks like we are the only two up and moving around this morning.
Good morning,It's easy to identify who's smart and who's not,Have a good day
Storms kept me awake late last night and off today so slept a little extra.  Morning LSU and Short Stack.
Good morning NativeRedfish.
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2014, 06:25:30 AM »

Good morning guys...  Happy Friday!
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Re: 6/13/2014
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2014, 06:26:18 AM »

Looks like everyone is dragging today, it must be Friday.
For sure...waiting on coffee.
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