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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2015, 05:52:26 AM »

Beware of Sex Afflictions


'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse

@ CG87.  The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.
Inam guessing the morale of the story is to be careful if you cheat on your spouse with a wild one, very difficult to explain that one.
Ya think that would be a tough sell, Honey I will be late getting home, I am in the emergency room with a broken dick.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2015, 05:53:38 AM »

Rain and 48 degrees here this morning, not so nice.
The rain will be here in just a few hours so we are in the same ugly boat today.
National Radar showed it headed your way, at least no frozen activity.  I got to drive to Ft Worth this afternoon in it too and that will not be pleasant.
Lots of green on the radar map and they are saying it will be around until Friday morning.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2015, 05:59:28 AM »

Beware of Sex Afflictions


'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse

@ CG87.  The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.
Inam guessing the morale of the story is to be careful if you cheat on your spouse with a wild one, very difficult to explain that one.
Ya think that would be a tough sell, Honey I will be late getting home, I am in the emergency room with a broken dick.
Since I am on the wardens insurance, there would be some exposing to do when the bills came in, you know the nurses would have fun with the injury descriptions.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2015, 06:06:03 AM »

Oh yeah the hospital workers would all get some laughs at your expense. 
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2015, 06:08:42 AM »

Hands Up Don't Shoot - except in New Jersey?

Police officers in Bridgeton, New Jersey opened fire on a 36-year-old passenger of a Jaguar after pulling the vehicle over at South Avenue and Henry Street.

"He had nothing in his hands," Dawkins said. "He had his hands up trying to get out of the car, one on the door was getting out like this and he just started shooting him."

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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2015, 06:20:39 AM »

Good morning Chip and Dave.

Interesting bid on the devil, Diesel Uncut mazos of 10 started at $29.99 and they put up a lot of (150), current bid to win is $35.99 and there are almost 5 days left to bid. Almost Nica Rustica-ish, they may have underpriced them
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2015, 06:22:05 AM »

Beware of Sex Afflictions


'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse

@ CG87.  The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.
Everybody knows you have to go reverse cowgirl, c'mon guys!
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2015, 06:26:28 AM »

Morning Fish.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2015, 06:28:32 AM »

Good morning Chip and Dave.

Interesting bid on the devil, Diesel Uncut mazos of 10 started at $29.99 and they put up a lot of (150), current bid to win is $35.99 and there are almost 5 days left to bid. Almost Nica Rustica-ish, they may have underpriced them
We paid 10/$29.99 with FS last week at CI.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2015, 06:29:10 AM »

Good morning Chip and Dave.

Interesting bid on the devil, Diesel Uncut mazos of 10 started at $29.99 and they put up a lot of (150), current bid to win is $35.99 and there are almost 5 days left to bid. Almost Nica Rustica-ish, they may have underpriced them
Shhhhhhh!
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2015, 06:29:43 AM »

Morning Chip, Dave and Fishy.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2015, 06:30:29 AM »

Daily Deals appear to all suck today.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2015, 06:30:34 AM »

Good morning Chip and Dave.

Interesting bid on the devil, Diesel Uncut mazos of 10 started at $29.99 and they put up a lot of (150), current bid to win is $35.99 and there are almost 5 days left to bid. Almost Nica Rustica-ish, they may have underpriced them
We paid 10/$29.99 with FS last week at CI.
Exactly, the bid sites are nuts sometimes
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2015, 06:31:59 AM »

Morning Chip, Dave and Fishy.
Morning Travellin Dave. 
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2015, 06:33:07 AM »

Good morning Chip and Dave.

Interesting bid on the devil, Diesel Uncut mazos of 10 started at $29.99 and they put up a lot of (150), current bid to win is $35.99 and there are almost 5 days left to bid. Almost Nica Rustica-ish, they may have underpriced them
We paid 10/$29.99 with FS last week at CI.
Exactly, the bid sites are nuts sometimes
CG says they give things away there. :)
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