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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2015, 04:42:53 AM »

In 1984, the Los Angeles Raiders defeated the Washington Redskins 38-9 to win Super Bowl XVIII (18) at Tampa Stadium in Florida; the CBS-TV broadcast featured Apple Computer's famous "1984" commercial introducing the Macintosh computer.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2015, 04:43:23 AM »


In 1995, Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy died at the Kennedy compound at Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, at age 104.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2015, 04:43:47 AM »

Ten years ago: The Iraqi government pledged to do everything in its power to protect voters from insurgent attacks during upcoming elections, as militants announced they'd killed 15 captive Iraqi National Guardsmen for cooperating with the Americans. Friends and family bade farewell to ten people killed when a mudslide damaged more than two dozen homes in La Conchita, California. President Richard Nixon's former secretary, Rose Mary Woods, died in Alliance, Ohio, at age 87. "Besame (BAY'-sah-may) Mucho" songwriter Consuelo Velazquez died in Mexico; she was believed to have been 88.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2015, 04:44:21 AM »

Five years ago: President Barack Obama tried to revive his battered agenda and rally Democrats with a renewed emphasis on jobs during a town hall meeting in Elyria, Ohio. The "Hope for Haiti Now" telethon raised over $66 million. Conan O'Brien ended his brief tenure on "The Tonight Show" after accepting a $45 million buyout from NBC to leave the show he'd long dreamed of hosting after only seven months. Actress Jean Simmons, 80, died in Santa Monica, California. Actor James Mitchell, 89, died in Los Angeles.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2015, 04:45:13 AM »

One year ago: The White House Council on Women and Girls released a report on rape at college campuses, saying 1 in 5 female students were assaulted while only 1 in 8 student victims reported it. Edgar Tamayo, a Mexican national, was put to death in Texas for killing Houston police officer Guy Gaddis despite pleas and diplomatic pressure from Mexico and the U.S. State Department to halt the execution. Israel said it had foiled an "advanced" al-Qaida plan to carry out a suicide bombing on the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv and bomb other targets.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2015, 04:45:36 AM »

Today's Birthdays: Former Sen. Birch Bayh, D-Ind., is 87. Actress Piper Laurie is 83. Actor Seymour Cassel is 80. Author Joseph Wambaugh is 78. Actor John Hurt is 75. Singer Steve Perry is 66. Country singer-musician Teddy Gentry (Alabama) is 63. Movie director Jim Jarmusch is 62. Hockey Hall-of-Famer Mike Bossy is 58. Actress Linda Blair is 56. Actress Diane Lane is 50. Actor-rap DJ Jazzy Jeff is 50. Country singer Regina Nicks (Regina Regina) is 50. Celebrity chef Guy Fieri (TV: "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives") is 47. Actress Olivia d'Abo is 46. Rhythm-and-blues singer Marc Gay (Shai) is 46. Actress Katie Finneran (TV: "The Michael J. Fox Show") is 44. Actor Gabriel Macht is 43. Actor Balthazar Getty is 40. Actor Christopher Kennedy Masterson is 35. Pop singer Willa Ford is 34. Actress Beverley (cq) Mitchell is 34. Rock singer-musician Ben Moody is 34. Actor Kevin Sheridan is 33. Actress-singer Phoebe Strole (TV: "Glee") is 32. Actress Sami Gayle (TV: "Blue Bloods") is 19.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2015, 04:46:28 AM »

Thought for Today: "Children need models rather than critics." — Joseph Joubert (zhoo-BAYR'), French moralist (1754-1824).
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2015, 04:50:22 AM »

Harley-Davidson
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such
a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, Your
reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in some key words
And waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding
my invention than yours."
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2015, 05:24:49 AM »

Good Morning LSU guess you are hoping for needed rest on your day off.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2015, 05:26:50 AM »

Rain and 48 degrees here this morning, not so nice. 
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2015, 05:34:49 AM »

Beware of Sex Afflictions


'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse

@ CG87.  The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2015, 05:39:45 AM »

Good Morning LSU guess you are hoping for needed rest on your day off.
Good morning Native. 
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2015, 05:40:37 AM »

Rain and 48 degrees here this morning, not so nice.
The rain will be here in just a few hours so we are in the same ugly boat today.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2015, 05:43:12 AM »

Beware of Sex Afflictions


'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse

@ CG87.  The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.
I am guessing the morale of the story is to be careful if you cheat on your spouse with a wild one, very difficult to explain that one.
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Re: 1/22/2015
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2015, 05:50:37 AM »

Rain and 48 degrees here this morning, not so nice.
The rain will be here in just a few hours so we are in the same ugly boat today.
National Radar showed it headed your way, at least no frozen activity.  I got to drive to Ft Worth this afternoon in it too and that will not be pleasant.
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