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5/24/2020
« on: May 24, 2020, 12:39:53 AM »

What's up cigar enthusiasts?!  Any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way.  Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either...  And welcome aboard!
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2020, 05:58:55 AM »

good morning Banter.
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2020, 06:52:10 AM »

good morning Banter.
Good morning Dean.
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2020, 07:04:07 AM »

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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2020, 07:07:11 AM »

good morning Banter.
Good morning Dean.
good morning Rick.
Enjoy your day Buddy. I'm busy for a bit after my morning cigar. I have a scheduled Legionella test for Tuesday and I'm off tomorrow.
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2020, 09:02:16 AM »

Good morning, Dean and Rick.
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2020, 09:02:49 AM »

Enjoy your day Buddy. I'm busy for a bit after my morning cigar. I have a scheduled Legionella test for Tuesday and I'm off tomorrow.
Is that a Fonseca?
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2020, 10:34:54 AM »

Good morning, Dean and Rick.
good morning Tony.
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2020, 10:35:52 AM »

@Tony. have you smoked a cigar yet this weekend?
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2020, 10:37:49 AM »

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. As the bartender pours the drink, the bowl of peanuts suddenly exclaims, “An excellent choice on the beer! A really fantastic decision.”

Thinking he is hearing things, the man heads to the bathroom to splash his face.

On his way there, the jukebox yells at him, “A beer? Horrible choice. The only thing worse than a beer is that ridiculous excuse for a shirt you’re wearing.”

Startled, the man rushes into the bathroom to wash his face with cold water. When he’s done, he returns to the bar.

As the bartender brings back his beer, the man says to him, “I think I’m going crazy. I thought I heard the peanuts calling out praise, but then the jukebox shouted abuse at me. Did I imagine that?”

The bartender shook his head. “No, sir. My apologies. The peanuts are complimentary, but the jukebox is out of order.”
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2020, 10:39:23 AM »

A gorilla walks into a bar, orders a Mai Tai, and hands the bartender a $20 bill. After recovering from his shock, the bartender thinks, Hey, this gorilla doesn’t know how much drinks cost, and hands him back one dollar in change, saying, “We don’t get too many gorillas in here.” The gorilla replies, “At 19 bucks a drink, I’m not surprised.”
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2020, 10:43:47 AM »

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2020, 10:44:57 AM »

A man walks into a bar, then goes to the bathroom. He comes out, goes to the bartender. He says, “you’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?” The bartender turns to the band and yells, “Frank, I’ve got a lead on the guy who ruined your sax!”
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2020, 10:46:49 AM »

Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk.
The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks”.
To which the second gal replied, “You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don’t even have insurance!”
And the third proclaimed, “I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!”
They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: “Ladies, I don’t think you understand. Chunks is my dog.”
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Re: 5/24/2020
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2020, 10:48:28 AM »

man, takes alot to turn a page.
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