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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2019, 08:45:48 AM »

Morning boys, especially ConvalescingFlip. In the orifice all day, thank goodness.
Morning, LongWayRoundMark.
Air travel is what it is; I don't get worked up with weather delays and cancellations, but there is no excuse for carriers flying poorly maintained aircraft or having fk'd up gate operations.  Add the GFY attitude toward their customers, and it gets infuriating. Even insurance companies smile and nod while they fk ya.
It's our 3-point customer service plan: Smile, Nod, Fuk Em.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2019, 08:47:40 AM »

Morning boys, especially ConvalescingFlip. In the orifice all day, thank goodness.
Morning, LongWayRoundMark.
Air travel is what it is; I don't get worked up with weather delays and cancellations, but there is no excuse for carriers flying poorly maintained aircraft or having fk'd up gate operations.  Add the GFY attitude toward their customers, and it gets infuriating. Even insurance companies smile and nod while they fk ya.
It's our 3-point customer service plan: Smile, Nod, Fuk Em.
Seems to be working.  The commercials certainly make you seem harmless.  Flo, a talking lizard or flustered duck, what could go wrong?
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2019, 08:50:40 AM »

Morning boys, especially ConvalescingFlip. In the orifice all day, thank goodness.
Morning, LongWayRoundMark.
Air travel is what it is; I don't get worked up with weather delays and cancellations, but there is no excuse for carriers flying poorly maintained aircraft or having fk'd up gate operations.  Add the GFY attitude toward their customers, and it gets infuriating. Even insurance companies smile and nod while they fk ya.
It's our 3-point customer service plan: Smile, Nod, Fuk Em.
Seems to be working.  The commercials certainly make you seem harmless.  Flo, a talking lizard or flustered duck, what could go wrong?
Wish they'd throw some of those advertising dollars into the raise pool, but what can you do?
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2019, 08:55:53 AM »

Morning boys, especially ConvalescingFlip. In the orifice all day, thank goodness.
Morning, LongWayRoundMark.
Air travel is what it is; I don't get worked up with weather delays and cancellations, but there is no excuse for carriers flying poorly maintained aircraft or having fk'd up gate operations.  Add the GFY attitude toward their customers, and it gets infuriating. Even insurance companies smile and nod while they fk ya.
It's our 3-point customer service plan: Smile, Nod, Fuk Em.
Seems to be working.  The commercials certainly make you seem harmless.  Flo, a talking lizard or flustered duck, what could go wrong?
Wish they'd throw some of those advertising dollars into the raise pool, but what can you do?
Yea, hold your breath on that one.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #50 on: September 27, 2019, 09:06:46 AM »

Morning boys, especially ConvalescingFlip. In the orifice all day, thank goodness.
Morning, LongWayRoundMark.
Air travel is what it is; I don't get worked up with weather delays and cancellations, but there is no excuse for carriers flying poorly maintained aircraft or having fk'd up gate operations.  Add the GFY attitude toward their customers, and it gets infuriating. Even insurance companies smile and nod while they fk ya.
It's our 3-point customer service plan: Smile, Nod, Fuk Em.
Seems to be working.  The commercials certainly make you seem harmless.  Flo, a talking lizard or flustered duck, what could go wrong?
Wish they'd throw some of those advertising dollars into the raise pool, but what can you do?
Raises, like sprinkles, are for winners.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #51 on: September 27, 2019, 09:11:31 AM »

Time to hit the shower and get on with the day.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #52 on: September 27, 2019, 09:15:53 AM »

Morning boys, especially ConvalescingFlip. In the orifice all day, thank goodness.
Morning, LongWayRoundMark.
Air travel is what it is; I don't get worked up with weather delays and cancellations, but there is no excuse for carriers flying poorly maintained aircraft or having fk'd up gate operations.  Add the GFY attitude toward their customers, and it gets infuriating. Even insurance companies smile and nod while they fk ya.
It's our 3-point customer service plan: Smile, Nod, Fuk Em.
Seems to be working.  The commercials certainly make you seem harmless.  Flo, a talking lizard or flustered duck, what could go wrong?
Wish they'd throw some of those advertising dollars into the raise pool, but what can you do?
Raises, like sprinkles, are for winners.

That explains everything.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2019, 09:54:03 AM »

Morning, muchachos.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #54 on: September 27, 2019, 09:56:39 AM »

Morning boys, especially ConvalescingFlip. In the orifice all day, thank goodness.
Morning, LongWayRoundMark.
Air travel is what it is; I don't get worked up with weather delays and cancellations, but there is no excuse for carriers flying poorly maintained aircraft or having fk'd up gate operations.  Add the GFY attitude toward their customers, and it gets infuriating. Even insurance companies smile and nod while they fk ya.
It's our 3-point customer service plan: Smile, Nod, Fuk Em.
Seems to be working.  The commercials certainly make you seem harmless.  Flo, a talking lizard or flustered duck, what could go wrong?
Wish they'd throw some of those advertising dollars into the raise pool, but what can you do?
Raises, like sprinkles, are for winners.

That explains everything.
that explains nothing.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #55 on: September 27, 2019, 09:57:02 AM »

Morning, muchachos.
good morning RazMan.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #56 on: September 27, 2019, 10:03:45 AM »

Morning, muchachos.
good morning RazMan.
Morning, Dino. Tell the reporters that you were sexually assaulted by Melania, and the evidence is at the bank. They'll bring in Geraldo to drive you there.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2019, 10:03:57 AM »

Morning, muchachos.
Hola, Bret. Welcome to the jungle.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #58 on: September 27, 2019, 10:12:06 AM »

Morning, muchachos.
good morning RazMan.
Morning, Dino. Tell the reporters that you were sexually assaulted by Melania, and the evidence is at the bank. They'll bring in Geraldo to drive you there.
they wouldn't fall for that. now if I said Hillary, Nancy, or Maxine I would probably have Putin calling me.
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Re: 9/27/2019
« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2019, 10:20:05 AM »

Morning boys, especially ConvalescingFlip. In the orifice all day, thank goodness.
Sorry didn't click stay logged on,went downstairs for breakfast and medicines,
came back up to my office to do some filing.   Heading out for Physical Therapy in a few.
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