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LSUFAN

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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2014, 02:25:35 AM »

Kids Thoughts on Marriage
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2014, 02:47:16 AM »

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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2014, 03:04:30 AM »

Time for me to hit the road for work, enjoy the jam guys.
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2014, 04:22:21 AM »

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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2014, 04:31:13 AM »

Good morning Mike, I see Ya lurking in the darkness. 
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2014, 05:00:55 AM »

Good morning Mike, I see Ya lurking in the darkness.
I guess not.
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2014, 05:11:03 AM »

Morning Chip. 
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2014, 05:12:49 AM »

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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2014, 05:13:32 AM »

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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2014, 05:15:18 AM »

Morning Chip.
Good morning Native.
All quiet in your area down there?
Streets are deserted, looks like most have taken off on vacation this week which is something I don't mind today. 
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2014, 05:19:55 AM »

Morning Chip.
Good morning Native.
All quiet in your area down there?
Streets are deserted, looks like most have taken off on vacation this week which is something I don't mind today.
Definitely good.  Austin used to turn into a ghost town at Thanksgiving and Christmas but not any more.  I stopped at the grocery store yesterday afternoon and it was total chaos, checker said it had been like that since about 10 in the morning.  We got 2 million people in an area with facilities for 750,000.
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2014, 05:34:44 AM »

Morning Chip.
Good morning Native.
All quiet in your area down there?
Streets are deserted, looks like most have taken off on vacation this week which is something I don't mind today.
Definitely good.  Austin used to turn into a ghost town at Thanksgiving and Christmas but not any more.  I stopped at the grocery store yesterday afternoon and it was total chaos, checker said it had been like that since about 10 in the morning.  We got 2 million people in an area with facilities for 750,000.
I know one nearly 80 year old woman who is so happy to be leaving there today, she still says traffic is getting terrible when there are two cars on the road at once.
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2014, 05:40:37 AM »

Morning Chip.
Good morning Native.
All quiet in your area down there?
Streets are deserted, looks like most have taken off on vacation this week which is something I don't mind today.
Definitely good.  Austin used to turn into a ghost town at Thanksgiving and Christmas but not any more.  I stopped at the grocery store yesterday afternoon and it was total chaos, checker said it had been like that since about 10 in the morning.  We got 2 million people in an area with facilities for 750,000.
I know one nearly 80 year old woman who is so happy to be leaving there today, she still says traffic is getting terrible when there are two cars on the road at once.
Well I work in the highway industry and trust me traffic is about as bad as it gets here.  BR is really bad but it is exponentially worse here.  Most recent scores have traffic 3rd and 4th worst in the U.S.
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2014, 05:50:24 AM »

Time to go to work.  BBL
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Re: 11/25/2014
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2014, 05:52:49 AM »

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