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Travellin Dave

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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #120 on: September 05, 2019, 05:52:25 PM »

Perdomo Champagne 10th Anniversary Lit and a Diet Coke
Another nice cigar that hasn't had a decent deal in a long while.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #121 on: September 05, 2019, 05:55:45 PM »

BENTONVILLE, AR—In a bold move intended to curb the thousands of deaths from vehicles each and every day, Walmart has decided to stop selling auto parts, sources confirmed Tuesday.

According to shocking reports, people have purchased car parts at Walmart and then those cars have been involved in accidents, proving a direct correlation between selling auto parts and causing deaths.

"We can no longer be complicit in an industry that kills over 3,000 people a day," said a spokesperson for Walmart. "Every time we sell a muffler, steering wheel cover, or flame decal, we are potentially causing the death of a person, and we cannot support that any longer."

"It's clear that bad drivers and poor road conditions don't cause vehicular deaths---cars do."
Is your source, The Onion?
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That is the silliest thing I ever heard. What's next, no guns?
Theyve already come out for stopping the sale of guns and ammo at Walmart.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #122 on: September 05, 2019, 06:01:48 PM »

I'm thinking hot dogs for lunch. Anyone else?
I'm having strawberries, pineapples, and mangos
You a hippie or something?
I have a strict diet I have to follow. Lots of fruits, vegetables, and exercise. It's the only way I feel well. Welcome to old age.
Dahhhh, what do you know about old age?
All I know is that this is quite sad. I need my readers even for my phone now.  My eyesight is getting worse by the minute.
You were told that if you didn't give up your regular appointments with Rosie.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #123 on: September 05, 2019, 06:02:38 PM »

BENTONVILLE, AR—In a bold move intended to curb the thousands of deaths from vehicles each and every day, Walmart has decided to stop selling auto parts, sources confirmed Tuesday.

According to shocking reports, people have purchased car parts at Walmart and then those cars have been involved in accidents, proving a direct correlation between selling auto parts and causing deaths.

"We can no longer be complicit in an industry that kills over 3,000 people a day," said a spokesperson for Walmart. "Every time we sell a muffler, steering wheel cover, or flame decal, we are potentially causing the death of a person, and we cannot support that any longer."

"It's clear that bad drivers and poor road conditions don't cause vehicular deaths---cars do."
Is your source, The Onion?
Actually, No
That is the silliest thing I ever heard. What's next, no guns?
Theyve already come out for stopping the sale of guns and ammo at Walmart.
Oops, a little late...I've only gotten up to page 6.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #124 on: September 05, 2019, 06:05:30 PM »

All caught up with GaleForceDave.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #125 on: September 05, 2019, 06:22:32 PM »

A bit of Angels Envy before dinner, raining like a motherfooker with 30-40 mph winds and gusts to near 50.  Should all be past us within 3-4 hours.

Eye is passing us now while remaining about 40 miles offshore.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #126 on: September 05, 2019, 06:22:49 PM »

Fajitas for dinner.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #127 on: September 05, 2019, 07:24:58 PM »

SHEESH!
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #128 on: September 05, 2019, 09:01:16 PM »

SHEESH!
Well at least you haven't lost your internet connection.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #129 on: September 05, 2019, 09:14:11 PM »

I'm thinking hot dogs for lunch. Anyone else?
I'm having strawberries, pineapples, and mangos
You a hippie or something?
I have a strict diet I have to follow. Lots of fruits, vegetables, and exercise. It's the only way I feel well. Welcome to old age.
Dahhhh, what do you know about old age?
All I know is that this is quite sad. I need my readers even for my phone now.  My eyesight is getting worse by the minute.
You were told that if you didn't give up your regular appointments with Rosie.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #130 on: September 05, 2019, 09:20:39 PM »

I'm thinking hot dogs for lunch. Anyone else?
I'm having strawberries, pineapples, and mangos
You a hippie or something?
I have a strict diet I have to follow. Lots of fruits, vegetables, and exercise. It's the only way I feel well. Welcome to old age.
Dahhhh, what do you know about old age?
All I know is that this is quite sad. I need my readers even for my phone now.  My eyesight is getting worse by the minute.
You were told that if you didn't give up your regular appointments with Rosie.

She's hot!
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #131 on: September 05, 2019, 09:29:05 PM »

I'm thinking hot dogs for lunch. Anyone else?
I'm having strawberries, pineapples, and mangos
You a hippie or something?
I have a strict diet I have to follow. Lots of fruits, vegetables, and exercise. It's the only way I feel well. Welcome to old age.
Dahhhh, what do you know about old age?
All I know is that this is quite sad. I need my readers even for my phone now.  My eyesight is getting worse by the minute.
You were told that if you didn't give up your regular appointments with Rosie.

She's hot!
You really are blind!  Or maybe it's the ruler that's turning you on.
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Re: 9/5/2019
« Reply #132 on: September 05, 2019, 10:22:35 PM »

I'm thinking hot dogs for lunch. Anyone else?
I'm having strawberries, pineapples, and mangos
You a hippie or something?
I have a strict diet I have to follow. Lots of fruits, vegetables, and exercise. It's the only way I feel well. Welcome to old age.
Dahhhh, what do you know about old age?
All I know is that this is quite sad. I need my readers even for my phone now.  My eyesight is getting worse by the minute.
You were told that if you didn't give up your regular appointments with Rosie.

She's hot!
You really are blind!  Or maybe it's the ruler that's turning you on.
How many inches?
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