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Threebean

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #75 on: May 08, 2019, 10:49:39 AM »

amazing. NY is giving free heathcare to illegal immigrants and resisidents of Minnesota have a caravan heading into Canada for affordable healthcare. WTF.
Those Minnesotans have the misfortune of being legal, self-supporting residents.
alright. I've had enough. I want a recount on George Washington's election. I think he colluded with the whiskey producers.
We need more collusion with whiskey producers!
WITCH HUNT!
Hopefully the whiskey collusion produces some actionable results.  🥃
Guess it'll depend on who gets the sole responsibility of deciding after reviewing the info behind the whiskey no-collusion report.
Faked it didn't work out for you.
Ditto.
Ditto-ditto.
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Threebean

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #76 on: May 08, 2019, 10:50:37 AM »

For those of you dying to fall victim to the latest in BS marketing, I bring you....water.
https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/nation-and-world/liquid-death-sells-water-to-tech-bros-who-are-too-cool-for-alcohol-20190507
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #77 on: May 08, 2019, 10:52:54 AM »

amazing. NY is giving free heathcare to illegal immigrants and resisidents of Minnesota have a caravan heading into Canada for affordable healthcare. WTF.
Those Minnesotans have the misfortune of being legal, self-supporting residents.
alright. I've had enough. I want a recount on George Washington's election. I think he colluded with the whiskey producers.
We need more collusion with whiskey producers!
WITCH HUNT!
Hopefully the whiskey collusion produces some actionable results.  🥃
Guess it'll depend on who gets the sole responsibility of deciding after reviewing the info behind the whiskey no-collusion report.
Faked it didn't work out for you.
Ditto.
Ditto-ditto.
Give it time, my friend. Give it time.
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Threebean

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #78 on: May 08, 2019, 10:55:20 AM »

And since NJSCDave is busy picking out crown molding, here is today's SBC deal, though I hesitate to use the term "deal".

Warped Wednesday!
 
We hope everyone is having a wonderful morning! Today we have three different specials on the Warped category! The special will end at midnight. Plus any use of any of the codes will enter you into a chance to win a bundle of La Colmena Reina!
 
Please also note two of the tiers have giveaways included!
 
CODE: W1 = 16% off plus 5% reward points no minimum
 
CODE: W2 = 20% off plus 5% reward points on purchases of $99.99+ plus one Cloud Hopper No. 53 & 485 (two cigars total)
 
CODE: W3 = 26% off plus 5% reward points on purchases of $249.99+ plus one free La Colmena Reina, & Cloud Hopper No. 53 & 485 (three cigars total)
 
Please log in and apply code before checking out.  https://www.smallbatchcigar.com/warped
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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #79 on: May 08, 2019, 10:56:26 AM »

amazing. NY is giving free heathcare to illegal immigrants and resisidents of Minnesota have a caravan heading into Canada for affordable healthcare. WTF.
Those Minnesotans have the misfortune of being legal, self-supporting residents.
alright. I've had enough. I want a recount on George Washington's election. I think he colluded with the whiskey producers.
We need more collusion with whiskey producers!
WITCH HUNT!
Hopefully the whiskey collusion produces some actionable results.  🥃
Guess it'll depend on who gets the sole responsibility of deciding after reviewing the info behind the whiskey no-collusion report.
Faked it didn't work out for you.
Ditto.
Ditto-ditto.
Give it time, my friend. Give it time.
If all else fails, he's been too polarizing (and too busy tweeting and hiding his financial info) to get anything done that can't be easily undone, so nothing big to worry about just yet.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #80 on: May 08, 2019, 10:56:57 AM »

Meeting time.
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Threebean

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #81 on: May 08, 2019, 11:11:34 AM »

Meeting time.
What's the FloTreat this time, donuts, bagels, or something more urbane?
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #82 on: May 08, 2019, 11:31:38 AM »

And since NJSCDave is busy picking out crown molding, here is today's SBC deal, though I hesitate to use the term "deal".

Warped Wednesday!
 
We hope everyone is having a wonderful morning! Today we have three different specials on the Warped category! The special will end at midnight. Plus any use of any of the codes will enter you into a chance to win a bundle of La Colmena Reina!
 
Please also note two of the tiers have giveaways included!
 
CODE: W1 = 16% off plus 5% reward points no minimum
 
CODE: W2 = 20% off plus 5% reward points on purchases of $99.99+ plus one Cloud Hopper No. 53 & 485 (two cigars total)
 
CODE: W3 = 26% off plus 5% reward points on purchases of $249.99+ plus one free La Colmena Reina, & Cloud Hopper No. 53 & 485 (three cigars total)
 
Please log in and apply code before checking out.  https://www.smallbatchcigar.com/warped
That's why I didn't bother...
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Travellin Dave

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #83 on: May 08, 2019, 11:35:49 AM »

And since NJSCDave is busy picking out crown molding, here is today's SBC deal, though I hesitate to use the term "deal".

Warped Wednesday!
 
We hope everyone is having a wonderful morning! Today we have three different specials on the Warped category! The special will end at midnight. Plus any use of any of the codes will enter you into a chance to win a bundle of La Colmena Reina!
 
Please also note two of the tiers have giveaways included!
 
CODE: W1 = 16% off plus 5% reward points no minimum
 
CODE: W2 = 20% off plus 5% reward points on purchases of $99.99+ plus one Cloud Hopper No. 53 & 485 (two cigars total)
 
CODE: W3 = 26% off plus 5% reward points on purchases of $249.99+ plus one free La Colmena Reina, & Cloud Hopper No. 53 & 485 (three cigars total)
 
Please log in and apply code before checking out.  https://www.smallbatchcigar.com/warped
Actually lighting fixtures, but why split hairs...
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #85 on: May 08, 2019, 12:12:16 PM »

Thought for Today: "Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it." — Robert A. Heinlein, American science-fiction writer (born 1907, died this date in 1988).
That's ironic. I picked up an old copy of Stranger in a Strange Land this morning to read on the bus. I hadn't looked at it in decades.
More like coincidental than ironic.
Not according to Alanis Morissette.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #86 on: May 08, 2019, 12:22:11 PM »

Meeting time.
What's the FloTreat this time, donuts, bagels, or something more urbane?
You mean like almond milk smoothies with organically sourced wafers?

Nothing for us this time. That's 2 meetings in a row with no food. I may need to send an email to HR from my safe space.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #87 on: May 08, 2019, 12:33:18 PM »

Thought for Today: "Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it." — Robert A. Heinlein, American science-fiction writer (born 1907, died this date in 1988).
That's ironic. I picked up an old copy of Stranger in a Strange Land this morning to read on the bus. I hadn't looked at it in decades.
More like coincidental than ironic.
Not according to Alanis Morissette.
But her examples WERE ironic...

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
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Threebean

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #88 on: May 08, 2019, 12:34:36 PM »

Meeting time.
What's the FloTreat this time, donuts, bagels, or something more urbane?
You mean like almond milk smoothies with organically sourced wafers?

Nothing for us this time. That's 2 meetings in a row with no food. I may need to send an email to HR from my safe space.
Indeed.  How do they expect you to be enthusastic and engaged with no bait sustenance.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #89 on: May 08, 2019, 01:03:46 PM »



Meeting time.
What's the FloTreat this time, donuts, bagels, or something more urbane?
You mean like almond milk smoothies with organically sourced wafers?

Nothing for us this time. That's 2 meetings in a row with no food. I may need to send an email to HR from my safe space.
Indeed.  How do they expect you to be enthusastic and engaged with no bait sustenance.

They must have laid off the master baiter.
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