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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2019, 08:06:56 AM »

Thought for Today: "Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it." — Robert A. Heinlein, American science-fiction writer (born 1907, died this date in 1988).
That's ironic. I picked up an old copy of Stranger in a Strange Land this morning to read on the bus. I hadn't looked at it in decades.
More like coincidental than ironic.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2019, 08:09:31 AM »

@NJDave, did you smoke a Laranja Escuro yet?
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2019, 08:17:40 AM »

she just called to thank me. she'll be over later.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2019, 08:18:24 AM »

okay, another cup of coffee, BrickHouse maduro lit.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2019, 08:29:19 AM »

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2019, 08:29:39 AM »

Drunk man on lawnmower arrested after crashing into parked police car

https://nypost.com/2019/05/07/drunk-man-on-lawnmower-arrested-after-crashing-into-parked-police-car-cops/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site+buttons&utm_campaign=site+buttons

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Police said there was cocaine in Anderson’s system when he was arrested.
The station reported Anderson allegedly told officers his driver’s license was suspended 41 years ago and he has never gotten it back.
Anderson was charged with committing a third DUI offense in 10 years and refusing to submit to a DUI test.

So why is this guy out on the streets?
How does he get a DUI on a lawnmower?  I guess technically he's "driving", but sheesh.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2019, 08:30:00 AM »

@NJDave, did you smoke a Laranja Escuro yet?
Matter of fact, had to do that on Sunday.  One cigar impression, very good as you say from the start.  Thought the Maduro overshadowed some of the flavors I/we particularly enjoy in the second half.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2019, 08:30:06 AM »

Thought for Today: "Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it." — Robert A. Heinlein, American science-fiction writer (born 1907, died this date in 1988).
That's ironic. I picked up an old copy of Stranger in a Strange Land this morning to read on the bus. I hadn't looked at it in decades.
More like coincidental than ironic.
I could care less. 
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2019, 08:30:45 AM »

Drunk man on lawnmower arrested after crashing into parked police car

https://nypost.com/2019/05/07/drunk-man-on-lawnmower-arrested-after-crashing-into-parked-police-car-cops/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site+buttons&utm_campaign=site+buttons

Some other pertinent facts:

Police said there was cocaine in Anderson’s system when he was arrested.
The station reported Anderson allegedly told officers his driver’s license was suspended 41 years ago and he has never gotten it back.
Anderson was charged with committing a third DUI offense in 10 years and refusing to submit to a DUI test.

So why is this guy out on the streets?
How does he get a DUI on a lawnmower?  I guess technically he's "driving", but sheesh.
Any vehicle....they give them out on bicycles as well.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2019, 08:31:22 AM »

she just called to thank me. she'll be over later.
As she should, you cook an awesome pasta.
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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2019, 08:31:29 AM »

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Re: 5/8/2019
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2019, 08:31:42 AM »

she just called to thank me. she'll be over later.
For the ravioli, right?
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