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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2019, 09:35:35 AM »

. .. and no pictures of bobbing apples?
no.
she just turned 36, is slim bordering on skinny, has very small breasts, and clean shaven.
enough?
36?!? How old is the lady's daughter?
that is the lady's daughter, my cleaning lady.
I think I may have to throw out my current flow chart and start over.
latest update:
rich lady moved to Spain.
no more Water Department.
lady is done. (cleaning lady's mom).
Puerto Rican lady is in.
cripple model is in.
neighbor lady is occassional.
traveling nurse is interested but likes her booze too to suit me.
So, just so I'm clear, the lady's daughter, who is far too young for you since she's a baby, cleans your house, usually without clothes, spent several nude hours in the hot tub with you?
the 'women' down here seem to be much less inhibited than up north. could be weather related.
I was referring more to the fact that she's just a baby to you, yet you spend most of your time around her with at least one of you nude. But yes, FL does seem to be a bit of an...interesting?...place.
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2019, 09:41:01 AM »

. .. and no pictures of bobbing apples?
no.
she just turned 36, is slim bordering on skinny, has very small breasts, and clean shaven.
enough?
36?!? How old is the lady's daughter?
that is the lady's daughter, my cleaning lady.
I think I may have to throw out my current flow chart and start over.
latest update:
rich lady moved to Spain.
no more Water Department.
lady is done. (cleaning lady's mom).
Puerto Rican lady is in.
cripple model is in.
neighbor lady is occassional.
traveling nurse is interested but likes her booze too to suit me.
So, just so I'm clear, the lady's daughter, who is far too young for you since she's a baby, cleans your house, usually without clothes, spent several nude hours in the hot tub with you?
the 'women' down here seem to be much less inhibited than up north. could be weather related.
I was referring more to the fact that she's just a baby to you, yet you spend most of your time around her with at least one of you nude. But yes, FL does seem to be a bit of an...interesting?...place.
granted. I have 30 years on her. took quite awhile to get 'accustomed' to the fact that she's comfortable naked, period. I may be a pervert, but I'm not that much of a pervert.
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #62 on: April 03, 2019, 09:49:50 AM »

The especial and habano are exceptional in my opinion and the creme is one of the best Connecticut cigars out there. YMMV
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #63 on: April 03, 2019, 09:50:40 AM »

. .. and no pictures of bobbing apples?
no.
she just turned 36, is slim bordering on skinny, has very small breasts, and clean shaven.
enough?
36?!? How old is the lady's daughter?
that is the lady's daughter, my cleaning lady.
I think I may have to throw out my current flow chart and start over.
latest update:
rich lady moved to Spain.
no more Water Department.
lady is done. (cleaning lady's mom).
Puerto Rican lady is in.
cripple model is in.
neighbor lady is occassional.
traveling nurse is interested but likes her booze too to suit me.
When did we loose water dept lady?
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2019, 09:51:13 AM »

Senior Sex:

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2019, 09:54:13 AM »

. .. and no pictures of bobbing apples?
no.
she just turned 36, is slim bordering on skinny, has very small breasts, and clean shaven.
enough?
36?!? How old is the lady's daughter?
that is the lady's daughter, my cleaning lady.
I think I may have to throw out my current flow chart and start over.
latest update:
rich lady moved to Spain.
no more Water Department.
lady is done. (cleaning lady's mom).
Puerto Rican lady is in.
cripple model is in.
neighbor lady is occassional.
traveling nurse is interested but likes her booze too to suit me.
When did we loose water dept lady?
few weeks ago. short lived. 😞
she was sweet.
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #66 on: April 03, 2019, 09:57:48 AM »

cripple model and grand son.
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #67 on: April 03, 2019, 09:59:37 AM »

Morning, muchachos.
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #68 on: April 03, 2019, 10:01:05 AM »

. .. and no pictures of bobbing apples?
no.
she just turned 36, is slim bordering on skinny, has very small breasts, and clean shaven.
enough?
36?!? How old is the lady's daughter?
that is the lady's daughter, my cleaning lady.
I think I may have to throw out my current flow chart and start over.
latest update:
rich lady moved to Spain.
no more Water Department.
lady is done. (cleaning lady's mom).
Puerto Rican lady is in.
cripple model is in.
neighbor lady is occassional.
traveling nurse is interested but likes her booze too to suit me.
When did we loose water dept lady?
few weeks ago. short lived. 😞
she was sweet.
Takes a certain kind of lady to be ok with being part of a harem.
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #69 on: April 03, 2019, 10:03:57 AM »

Just picked up a 10er of the Diesel 10th Anniversaries from CI, and got charged sales tax at the end. That's a first.
I got charged sales tax the other day when I bought those Navettas. The Man was tired of not getting his cut.
Thanks, Obama.
Tobacco was one of the first consumer goods to be taxed in North America, first by the British and then by the newly independent republic in the early 1790s. Federal taxes on tobacco have been part of the federal tax system since the Civil War.
True but not online sales.
Sales tax is state and local, not Federal. The SCOTUS recently ruled that states can force vendors to collect sales taxes on online sales. So, assume the position.
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2019, 10:11:37 AM »

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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #71 on: April 03, 2019, 10:13:59 AM »

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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #72 on: April 03, 2019, 10:23:23 AM »

. .. and no pictures of bobbing apples?
no.
she just turned 36, is slim bordering on skinny, has very small breasts, and clean shaven.
enough?
36?!? How old is the lady's daughter?
that is the lady's daughter, my cleaning lady.
I think I may have to throw out my current flow chart and start over.
latest update:
rich lady moved to Spain.
no more Water Department.
lady is done. (cleaning lady's mom).
Puerto Rican lady is in.
cripple model is in.
neighbor lady is occassional.
traveling nurse is interested but likes her booze too to suit me.
When did we loose water dept lady?
few weeks ago. short lived. 😞
she was sweet.
Takes a certain kind of lady to be ok with being part of a harem.
I'd dump them all for the Water Department. shit, I'd even make the cleaning lady wear clothes.
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Re: 4/3/2019
« Reply #73 on: April 03, 2019, 10:39:28 AM »

Just picked up a 10er of the Diesel 10th Anniversaries from CI, and got charged sales tax at the end. That's a first.
I got charged sales tax the other day when I bought those Navettas. The Man was tired of not getting his cut.
I hope that's not coming out of my half
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