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[FloridaDean]

Morning, muchachos.

My boss is a dick. Just saying.

most are.
there's a class called 'How to be a Dick 101' they teach at Supervisory Training. you must have been out sick that day.
morning RazMan.

I didn't need the class. I come by the skill naturally.

But my new boss takes the skill to new heights of achievement.

usually men with small pricks always seem to be the biggest dicks.

[FloridaDean]

Seminole County Sheriff Dennis Lemma said a 17-year-old junior at Lake Mary High School shot herself in the school auditorium. The student asked to leave class to use the restroom around 7:45 a.m. A teacher reported hearing the gunshot about five minutes later.

[LuvTooGolf]

I may go send some bullets down range either today or tomorrow.  Need to report some proficiency numbers so as I don’t get a nastygram from the CWP instructor.  Not mandatory to participate in that program but free and serves to encourage getting out and chooting regularly. 

Being old and retired I wear cargo pants/shorts a lot so got me a new holster designed to carry my subcompact Springfield.45 in a cargo pocket.

I got this for my Taurus .380 if my permit ever gets filed and approved. two zippered compartments, place for extra magazine, and knife.

That signed affidavit from Pete Johnson in your file still holding things up?  Bastige!

might have been the visit from the detectives when I threatened to blow the kneecaps off that deadbeat and break his hands.

Nah, it's just the commies trying to keep you down.

[FloridaDean]

time to head to the course for lunch and a little short game practice.
enjoy your day guys.

[LuvTooGolf]

time to head to the course for lunch and a little short game practice.
enjoy your day guys.

Hit 'em straight!

[sfish]

Morning, muchachos.

My boss is a dick. Just saying.

most are.
there's a class called 'How to be a Dick 101' they teach at Supervisory Training. you must have been out sick that day.
morning RazMan.

I didn't need the class. I come by the skill naturally.

But my new boss takes the skill to new heights of achievement.

usually men with small pricks always seem to be the biggest dicks.

What's your method of verification?

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, muchachos.

My boss is a dick. Just saying.

most are.
there's a class called 'How to be a Dick 101' they teach at Supervisory Training. you must have been out sick that day.
morning RazMan.

I didn't need the class. I come by the skill naturally.

But my new boss takes the skill to new heights of achievement.

usually men with small pricks always seem to be the biggest dicks.

What's your method of verification?

Sounds like you're seeking validation.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos.

My boss is a dick. Just saying.

Seems to be a popular name among bosses. Mine is Richard too.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I assume the Boilers went unchecked this morning

Mine was running.

Did you fill out all the required paperwork?

Nope.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I may go send some bullets down range either today or tomorrow.  Need to report some proficiency numbers so as I don’t get a nastygram from the CWP instructor.  Not mandatory to participate in that program but free and serves to encourage getting out and chooting regularly. 

Being old and retired I wear cargo pants/shorts a lot so got me a new holster designed to carry my subcompact Springfield.45 in a cargo pocket.

I got this for my Taurus .380 if my permit ever gets filed and approved. two zippered compartments, place for extra magazine, and knife.

And just how would you carry that bag and then how would you get all that shit out of a zippered bag in a timely manner?

[South Carolina Redfish]

I assume the Boilers went unchecked this morning

Mine was running.

Did you fill out all the required paperwork?

Nope.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos.

My boss is a dick. Just saying.

most are.
there's a class called 'How to be a Dick 101' they teach at Supervisory Training. you must have been out sick that day.
morning RazMan.

I didn't need the class. I come by the skill naturally.

But my new boss takes the skill to new heights of achievement.

usually men with small pricks always seem to be the biggest dicks.

What's your method of verification?

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos.

My boss is a dick. Just saying.

most are.
there's a class called 'How to be a Dick 101' they teach at Supervisory Training. you must have been out sick that day.
morning RazMan.

I didn't need the class. I come by the skill naturally.

But my new boss takes the skill to new heights of achievement.

usually men with small pricks always seem to be the biggest dicks.

What's your method of verification?

Sounds like you're seeking validation.

Potentially calibration.

[Threebean]

Time for a dick related joke..

Don boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up
and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat
right beside his.
 
Eager to strike up a conversation Don blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
 
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago.  "
 
Don swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of Nymphomaniacs.  Struggling
to maintain his composure, Don calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
 
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
 
"Really?" Don gasped for breath. "And what kind of myths are there?"
 
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are
the best.  I have also personally discovered that the lover with absolutely
the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
 
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't
even know your name."
 
"Tonto," Don declared, "Tonto Goldstein, but all my friends call me
Bubba!"

[LuvTooGolf]

Time for a dick related joke..

Don boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up
and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat
right beside his.
 
Eager to strike up a conversation Don blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
 
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago.  "
 
Don swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of Nymphomaniacs.  Struggling
to maintain his composure, Don calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
 
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
 
"Really?" Don gasped for breath. "And what kind of myths are there?"
 
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are
the best.  I have also personally discovered that the lover with absolutely
the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
 
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't
even know your name."
 
"Tonto," Don declared, "Tonto Goldstein, but all my friends call me
Bubba!"

LALTS