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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #90 on: February 28, 2019, 04:33:09 PM »

We're deploying new signage for the restrooms at DOH. We're so gender-affirming now.
I like the free for all bathroom.
It's called family bathroom but how about using the bathroom according to the private part you were born with.
that is the political issue that caused all this, regardless of what you were born with, it's what you identify with now.
When are we going to evolve passed the point of needing a toilet at all?

A man and a woman are getting drunk in a bar and arguing over who is better, women or men. Finally, the woman says, "I bet I can piss higher on a wall than you can." The man, seeing he can't lose, takes her bet. They go outside to the ally and the woman hikes up her skirt, bends over and pees on the wall about 3 feet up. She is proud of it and offers the man his chance. He unzips his pants and begins aiming when the woman says, "Hey, I didn't use my hands."
i need to go potty!
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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #91 on: February 28, 2019, 04:40:40 PM »

We're deploying new signage for the restrooms at DOH. We're so gender-affirming now.
I like the free for all bathroom.
It's called family bathroom but how about using the bathroom according to the private part you were born with.
that is the political issue that caused all this, regardless of what you were born with, it's what you identify with now.
When are we going to evolve passed the point of needing a toilet at all?

A man and a woman are getting drunk in a bar and arguing over who is better, women or men. Finally, the woman says, "I bet I can piss higher on a wall than you can." The man, seeing he can't lose, takes her bet. They go outside to the ally and the woman hikes up her skirt, bends over and pees on the wall about 3 feet up. She is proud of it and offers the man his chance. He unzips his pants and begins aiming when the woman says, "Hey, I didn't use my hands."
i need to go potty!

my eyes, MY EYES.
Noooooooo!
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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #92 on: February 28, 2019, 05:01:57 PM »

Superstar Bryce Harper Signs $330 Million Deal With Phillies, Reports Say

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/02/28/bryce-harper-signs-philadelphia-phillies/
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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #93 on: February 28, 2019, 05:26:01 PM »

Fat Ass Woman Lull?
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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #94 on: February 28, 2019, 06:18:45 PM »

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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #95 on: February 28, 2019, 07:52:29 PM »

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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #96 on: February 28, 2019, 08:35:04 PM »

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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #97 on: February 28, 2019, 10:03:36 PM »

Superstar Bryce Harper Signs $330 Million Deal With Phillies, Reports Say

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/02/28/bryce-harper-signs-philadelphia-phillies/
Ain't nobody worth that kind of money.
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Re: 2/28/2019
« Reply #98 on: February 28, 2019, 10:07:15 PM »

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