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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2019, 08:23:54 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2019, 08:24:45 AM »

I guess in late January it comes as a surprise to LTG that he needs a new winter coat? Maybe he should get ahead of the curve and buy a couple bathing suits from Target...or he can wait until September for that and then complain there are none available  ;D
Don't you have a job you should be getting back to?
speaking of jobs, I wonder what RazMan has fucked up lately? 😅
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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2019, 08:26:50 AM »

I guess in late January it comes as a surprise to LTG that he needs a new winter coat? Maybe he should get ahead of the curve and buy a couple bathing suits from Target...or he can wait until September for that and then complain there are none available  ;D
Don't you have a job you should be getting back to?
Nope! According to old guy Dean, we don't do anything. Although I no longer fall into the "Young Guy" category, notice I used "younger", not "young" in my original post
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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2019, 08:28:24 AM »

Good morning boys!

Point taken: Old guys use more stamps than younger guys, NOT soon enough they will be obsolete
Corrected it for you
young guys do things?
and when the Commies disrupt the electronics running the companies we'll hire Amish to bring back the Pony Express.
Spoken like a true old guy  ;D
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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #49 on: January 28, 2019, 08:29:33 AM »

I guess in late January it comes as a surprise to LTG that he needs a new winter coat? Maybe he should get ahead of the curve and buy a couple bathing suits from Target...or he can wait until September for that and then complain there are none available  ;D
Don't you have a job you should be getting back to?
speaking of jobs, I wonder what RazMan has fucked up lately? 😅
Can't wait to find out, seems he fucks shit up at work before he even starts working. Typical young whipper-snapper!
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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2019, 08:31:22 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
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Threebean

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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #51 on: January 28, 2019, 08:35:17 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2019, 08:47:59 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
Nothing happened to it, it's just old and not as warm as it used to be. Since temps below zero seem to be the new normal around here, I thought it might be time to look into something warmer.

Believe me, I'm sorry I brought it up.
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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #53 on: January 28, 2019, 08:48:01 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
Most likely a nasty staining issue that we'd rather not learn the source of...just a guess
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Threebean

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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2019, 08:49:12 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
Nothing happened to it, it's just old and not as warm as it used to be. Since temps below zero seem to be the new normal around here, I thought it might be time to look into something warmer.

Believe me, I'm sorry I brought it up.
What do you mean, we're just trying to be helpful like always.
You should contact fellow Ohioan CB, he can hook you up at Macy's.
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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2019, 08:50:34 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
Nothing happened to it, it's just old and not as warm as it used to be. Since temps below zero seem to be the new normal around here, I thought it might be time to look into something warmer.

Believe me, I'm sorry I brought it up.
Spring is right around the corner so take a quick look in the closet and make sure you're prepared so we don't have to revisit this issue
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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2019, 08:51:21 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
Nothing happened to it, it's just old and not as warm as it used to be. Since temps below zero seem to be the new normal around here, I thought it might be time to look into something warmer.

Believe me, I'm sorry I brought it up.
What do you mean, we're just trying to be helpful like always.
You should contact fellow Ohioan CB, he can hook you up at Macy's.

Holy shit! LMAO!
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Threebean

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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #57 on: January 28, 2019, 08:55:19 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
Nothing happened to it, it's just old and not as warm as it used to be. Since temps below zero seem to be the new normal around here, I thought it might be time to look into something warmer.

Believe me, I'm sorry I brought it up.
Spring is right around the corner so take a quick look in the closet and make sure you're prepared so we don't have to revisit this issue
He's already on a collision course with a bathing suit crisis.  Target is doing what they can do get ahead of it, but you can lead a horse to water....
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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2019, 08:57:57 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
Nothing happened to it, it's just old and not as warm as it used to be. Since temps below zero seem to be the new normal around here, I thought it might be time to look into something warmer.

Believe me, I'm sorry I brought it up.
Spring is right around the corner so take a quick look in the closet and make sure you're prepared so we don't have to revisit this issue
We definitely won't, that I can promise you.
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FloridaDean

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Re: 1/28/2019
« Reply #59 on: January 28, 2019, 09:11:17 AM »

Brrr.
morning Dave.
43° here, cold. probably one of the warmer places around.
Sounds downright tropical at this point.
definately not tank top, short, and flip flop weather, but mid 60's today ........ so.
I need to replace my winter coat. You'd think mid-January in Cleveland would be an optimal place to find one. But no, anything a store has is on the clearance rank already. But Target has bathing suits out, so thank fucking god for that.
Amazon.
That would be a good way to go, except that I can't try them on beforehand. I'll just have to wait until next summer to buy a winter coat, apparently.
you worry about 'fit' in the cold? you can't buy 'bigger'?
If I buy something I'm going to wear, yes, I generally worry about if it will fit or not.
I really can't believe that you can't figure out how to buy a jacket in your size, sheesh!
I'm wondering what he did to his current coat to cause it to fail in the middle of winter.
Nothing happened to it, it's just old and not as warm as it used to be. Since temps below zero seem to be the new normal around here, I thought it might be time to look into something warmer.

Believe me, I'm sorry I brought it up.
Spring is right around the corner so take a quick look in the closet and make sure you're prepared so we don't have to revisit this issue
We definitely won't, that I can promise you.
we can always put a reminder on the calendar to automatically notify the banter membership.
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