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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #180 on: September 15, 2017, 07:45:28 PM »

Evening men.  Here is your gate rack check report.  Couple of hot yoga pants wearing blondes at the bar.  Busy at MHT.  Flight showing 10 min late.  If that holds not bad for a Friday afternoon.
Afternoon, Bean.  Didn't see you sneak in there.
Hey Remodeling
Raz.  15 min delay now.  There goes my 1 hr connection time.
When are you going to wise up to those tight connections?
There's a TWSS somewhere in there...
Likely, but I'm not the mood.   Fk'n Soutwest can't keep their fk'n planes in fk'n working order. 
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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #181 on: September 15, 2017, 07:53:29 PM »

There also appears to be a quota for older  overweight asian gay male flight attendants. FMTT's.

Edit.  They covered a lot of affirmative action bases on this flight.
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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #182 on: September 15, 2017, 07:56:14 PM »

Congrats on 10K, Raz!
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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #183 on: September 15, 2017, 08:00:49 PM »

There also appears to be a quota for older  overweight asian gay male flight attendants. FMTT's.

Edit.  They covered a lot of affirmative action bases on this flight.
And you got em all.
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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #184 on: September 15, 2017, 08:01:14 PM »

Congrats on 10K, Raz!
Thanks, boss. Took a while.
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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #185 on: September 15, 2017, 08:04:52 PM »

Evening men.  Here is your gate rack check report.  Couple of hot yoga pants wearing blondes at the bar.  Busy at MHT.  Flight showing 10 min late.  If that holds not bad for a Friday afternoon.
Afternoon, Bean.  Didn't see you sneak in there.
Hey Remodeling
Raz.  15 min delay now.  There goes my 1 hr connection time.
When are you going to wise up to those tight connections?
There's a TWSS somewhere in there...
Likely, but I'm not the mood.   Fk'n Soutwest can't keep their fk'n planes in fk'n working order.
Good old Cattle-Call Airlines.
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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #186 on: September 15, 2017, 08:07:12 PM »

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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #187 on: September 15, 2017, 08:12:40 PM »

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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #188 on: September 15, 2017, 08:53:18 PM »

Evening men.  Here is your gate rack check report.  Couple of hot yoga pants wearing blondes at the bar.  Busy at MHT.  Flight showing 10 min late.  If that holds not bad for a Friday afternoon.
Afternoon, Bean.  Didn't see you sneak in there.
Hey Remodeling
Raz.  15 min delay now.  There goes my 1 hr connection time.
When are you going to wise up to those tight connections?
An hour is tight?   Unlike you I don't enjoy sitting for 2-3 hours in airports.
An hour is insane, especially for evening flights!  Unlike you I don't like getting home at 4:30 in the morning!
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Re: 9/15/2017
« Reply #189 on: September 15, 2017, 10:17:02 PM »

Evening men.  Here is your gate rack check report.  Couple of hot yoga pants wearing blondes at the bar.  Busy at MHT.  Flight showing 10 min late.  If that holds not bad for a Friday afternoon.
Afternoon, Bean.  Didn't see you sneak in there.
Hey Remodeling
Raz.  15 min delay now.  There goes my 1 hr connection time.
When are you going to wise up to those tight connections?
An hour is tight?   Unlike you I don't enjoy sitting for 2-3 hours in airports.
An hour is insane, especially for evening flights!  Unlike you I don't like getting home at 4:30 in the morning!
Like my dad used to say, if you ain't in bed by 11, come home.
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