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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2014, 02:55:32 AM »

Thought for Today: "We must be willing to pay a price for freedom, for no price that is ever asked for it is half the cost of doing without it." — H.L. Mencken, American author and journalist (1880-1956).

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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2014, 02:56:05 AM »

Bear Remover
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A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2014, 03:12:39 AM »

Time to hit the road for work guys, enjoy your day.
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2014, 04:28:17 AM »

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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2014, 05:13:29 AM »

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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2014, 05:47:59 AM »

Morning LSU.  Get your mowing done yesterday?
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2014, 06:01:15 AM »

Morning, all.
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2014, 06:07:48 AM »

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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2014, 06:16:39 AM »

Morning Dave, Chip and Dave.
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2014, 06:18:25 AM »

7 My Father Le Bijou 1922 Petite Robusto
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2014, 06:19:02 AM »

It's a triple attack of the Dave's. Good morning guys.
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #41 on: September 12, 2014, 06:28:28 AM »

In 1814, the Battle of North Point took place in Maryland during the War of 1812 as American forces slowed British troops advancing on Baltimore.
And honoring the war of 1812, Maryland football is wearing these uniforms:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2014/09/09/marylands-helmets-and-uniforms-will-feature-the-lyrics-to-the-star-spangled-banner/
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2014, 06:28:56 AM »

It's a triple attack of the Dave's. Good morning guys.
Any better way to start the day?
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2014, 06:29:54 AM »

Some Bueso's for Dave!
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Re: 9/12/2014
« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2014, 06:31:29 AM »

Morning Dave, Chip and Dave.
Morning T Dave.
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