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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2017, 07:41:10 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Need to talk to your waxxer then.
Lucky for me, I just got a groupon.
Why, is it that time of the month again?
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2017, 07:41:56 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Call them what you like but Al Gore invented them.
I have to admit that we've beat this topic to death but I truly did enjoy it.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2017, 07:44:54 AM »



Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Need to talk to your waxxer then.
Lucky for me, I just got a groupon.
Why, is it that time of the month again?

I only get my period once a month. Groupons, I get every day. They're usually for Brazilian wax places or foot massages though.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2017, 07:46:53 AM »



Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Need to talk to your waxxer then.
Lucky for me, I just got a groupon.
Why, is it that time of the month again?

I only get my period once a month. Groupons, I get every day. They're usually for Brazilian wax places or foot massages though.
Careful not to mix the 2 up.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2017, 07:46:55 AM »

G'Morning, Banter... Friday the 13th, beware of strange men wearing hockey masks brandishing machete's. Just sayin'
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2017, 07:47:25 AM »

Friday the 13th Today!

According to phobia specialist (and coiner of the term paraskevidekatriaphobia) Dr. Donald Dossey, it's the most widespread superstition in the United States today. Some people refuse to go to work on Friday the 13th; some won't dine in restaurants; many wouldn't think of setting a wedding on that date.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2017, 07:48:56 AM »

G'Morning, Banter... Friday the 13th, beware of strange men wearing hockey masks brandishing machete's. Just sayin'
Morning BS, 30 seconds!
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2017, 07:49:20 AM »

Gonna be a slow Friday getting started.  Maybe we ought to talk about tree lawns again.   ::)

How 'bout Howard's Rock Lawn?  ;D
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2017, 07:52:01 AM »



Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Need to talk to your waxxer then.
Lucky for me, I just got a groupon.
Why, is it that time of the month again?

I only get my period once a month. Groupons, I get every day. They're usually for Brazilian wax places or foot massages though.
Careful not to mix the 2 up.
That wouldn't be so bad.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2017, 07:53:11 AM »



Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Need to talk to your waxxer then.
Lucky for me, I just got a groupon.
Why, is it that time of the month again?

I only get my period once a month. Groupons, I get every day. They're usually for Brazilian wax places or foot massages though.
Careful not to mix the 2 up.

I don't know... A Brazilian massage sounds like it may have some potential...  ;)
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2017, 07:54:15 AM »

G'Morning, Banter... Friday the 13th, beware of strange men wearing hockey masks brandishing machete's. Just sayin'
Morning BS, 30 seconds!

TWSS.... Morning, Dave
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2017, 07:54:19 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Sounds like you have Don King in a figure-four leg-lock
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2017, 07:56:10 AM »

Friday the 13th Today!

According to phobia specialist (and coiner of the term paraskevidekatriaphobia) Dr. Donald Dossey, it's the most widespread superstition in the United States today. Some people refuse to go to work on Friday the 13th; some won't dine in restaurants; many wouldn't think of setting a wedding on that date.
I refuse to go to work today!
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2017, 07:57:19 AM »



Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Need to talk to your waxxer then.
Lucky for me, I just got a groupon.
Why, is it that time of the month again?

I only get my period once a month. Groupons, I get every day. They're usually for Brazilian wax places or foot massages though.
Careful not to mix the 2 up.
That wouldn't be so bad.
Sounds like you need to find an Asian ass-wash parlor, I hear they're great
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2017, 07:57:59 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Sounds like you have Don King in a figure-four leg-lock
No gray pubes here yet. You sorta asked. Hahaha.
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